About Me
Yarr! Pirate Dog has lived a long life. When I was just a put, a rat and I got into a scuffle. This rat claimed from me my left eye and it was then I swore revenge. I wanted to be tough, have friends, and be able to take my revenge on every rat to exist. But Pirate Dog is incredibly lazy, so I just accept my loss and went into chainsaw juggling. Alas, another pitfall befell Pirate Dog. Having only one eye seriously hinders one's depth perception. So I became one leg shorter. I went to the local bar and was about to start doing little flips for dog treats, and group of swashbuckling sea-dogs came in and just assumed I wanted to be on their crew. And now, I am Pirate Dog.
