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Patarok

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What type of Fae are you?I'm your average eightteen year old guy. I like girls, sleep, videogames, sleep, and food. In that order. I'm having the most fun when doing something stupid that might kill me. Not exactly suicidal stupid, but close. I like to think of my self as patient, but I'm not. So please don't give me any crap. If you do, I'll be forced to go all monkey on you, and we all know what monkes do with crap...
You scored as Link. You're pretty much the biggest badass to ever grace a Nintendo console. Always ready for adventure when the call from the goddesses comes and always ready to ride your horse through the countryside and fling arrows at some bitches.

Link


87%

Samus


60%

Mario


47%

Pokemon Trainer


47%

Donkey Kong


47%

Fox McCloud


47%

Kirby


13%
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick Hayes
Birthday: 1-10-89
Birthplace: The hospital
Current Location: home
Eye Color: blue?
Hair Color: brown/blonde
Height: 6 somethin
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: lets just say IRISH! lets get plastered and beat our wives!
The Shoes You Wore Today: The same I wore yesterday
Your Weakness: Bullets, knives, pipes, low celings, girls, and radiation.
Your Fears: Spiders, and being swarmed by six year olds with bats
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza that I get to eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sexy abs -six pack-
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol!! I. HATE. THIS. COMMENT!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I nude? Yes, yes I am. I didn't go to sleep naked. Ehh, no prob.
Your Best Physical Feature: My body?
Your Bedtime: When the rockstar runs out.
Your Most Missed Memory: How am I gonna remember a memory thats missing?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: da King!
Single or Group Dates: Group?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It's all about lipton baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla: It is insulting you have asked this! Chocolate!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: If it has caffine, it is my friend.
Do you Smoke: Nah, I like not... smoking.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: NO. I will leave it at this.
Do you Shower Daily: Thankfully yes.
Have you Been in Love: wakarimasen.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, yes I do.
Do you want to get Married: Yea, that sounds good... just not for a decade.
Do you belive in yourself: Only on days that end in Y
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only once.
Do you think you are Attractive: Very.
Do you get along with your Parents: The only way possible. I never see them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much so, theres lightning and what not.
Do you play an Instrument: see Singing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No... seriously!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, my lungs are pink as... something pink.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ohh yeah! j/k
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Jerk! Now I want to!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, oishiikata desu.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, wait, wait, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I already answered the shower question.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but someone has stolen my heart, please give it back, I need it... alot.
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice... I don't recomend it. You wake up and your butt raelly hurts.
Ever been called a Tease: Daily. J/K
Ever been Beaten up: Twice a week, I do Karate.
Ever Shoplifted: Kinda...
How do you want to Die: By being hit by a sandwhich delivery truck.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Assassin, or hit man I'm not picky.
What country would you most like to Visit: Turkey. I like Turkey
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown?
Favourite Hair Color: Brown?
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Not freakishly short, not freakisly tall.
Weight: Depending on height, 110-155
Best Clothing Style: Whatever you like.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just a handful. BTW, I have big hands.
Number of CDs I own: Like four? It's all MP3
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 212
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never regret any thing you do, look upon it as a one time experience, that you happens to make you bleed..
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||| 16%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.trait snapshot:clean, likes large parties, outgoing, makes friends easily, optimistic, positive, social, high self control, traditional, assertive, rarely irritated, self revealing, open, finisher, high self concept, controlling, rarely worries, tough, likes to stand out, does not like to be alone, semi neat freak, fearless, dominant, trusting, organized, resolute, strong, practical, craves attention, adventurous, hard working, respects authority, brutally honest, realist, altruistic
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people
Your flirting style: 100% natural
What turns you off: serious relationship talks
Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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My Interests

Video games, friends, and I have a green belt in karate. Right now I'm more concerned with getting through high school before, hopefully, complaining about college, and later life.Take the quiz:
What Martial Art Are You?

Ninjutsu
You are ninjutsu, you clever fox! You rely on a variety of different principles and techniques to get through the day. You are clever, versatile and often totally unexpected! Ninjutsu covers a great deal of ground, as you know how to handle weapons, avoidance, hand to hand techniques and sometimes espionage. Few know anything about you, and you use that to your advantage as you hide, dodge or trip your way into victory. Ninjutsu is spiritually concerned with endurance, both of the body and the heart.

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't make me want to hit them with a desk.

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Music:

I listen mostly to rock, but also the blues, jazz, classical, hip hop, most any thing. EXCEPT COUNTRY, I hate country with the passion that I normaly reserve for pie.

Movies:

If a movie has: explosions, guns, manical laughter, nudity-female-,comedy or Chuck Norris, I will watch and enjoy it.

Television:

I no longer have time to watch T.V, so I'm gonna have to say... All of it!!! yay?

Books:

Gahh! I'm a nerd, too many to mention.

Heroes:

None... so sad. Would you like to be my hero?