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About Me

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"Lister, tune into Sanity FM!"

"God, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?"
"Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning."

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like crooks, I wouldn't like crooks who are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks who were stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like YOU."

In a black and far-off corner of my mind
There's a box of something I can't quite define
It houses circus freaks, temptation, and bad trips
In an isolated corner of the box
There's a trap door covered up with dirt and rocks
It opens to the stairs that lead down to the crypt
Do you know where you're going when you've taken your last step?
Do you know what you get? A cigarette

My Interests

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It's always best to be offended by things you haven't read. That way you keep your mind uncluttered by things that might change it. --Neil Gaiman

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My Blog

Mais Wii

"Yes, that's right, I managed to get a Wii at GameStop yesterday afternoon. Now who wants to touch me?"
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:16:00 GMT

The Final Connection

Neil Gaiman posted this in his blog. It was written by the late John M. Ford and should be sung to the tune of "Rainbow Connection". THE FINAL CONNECTIONWhy are there so many songs about ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:28:00 GMT

And also? You're drunk

You know what's a nice feeling? When you walk across a clean wood floor, and the wood feels soft and smooth against your toes. And then you walk up the stairs, which are made of oak instea...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:57:00 GMT

Bellini Forever

Kids In The Hall season 5 is now out on DVD, and all is well with the world. I'm just going to splash on a little Husk Musk now. And I also found out that Twitch City is going to be released.&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:11:00 GMT

Licensed to kill gophers. By the government of the United Nations.

You know, I was stupid enough to watch 'Caddyshack' on TvLand, and I just keep thinking...if a movie is so "dirty" that you have to edit funny things out of it, just don't freaking show it. ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:25:00 GMT

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion

Well. American Idol will be holding auditions in Minneapolis this fall. I'm just very very glad that everyone I know up here is over the audition age limit, so I don't have to worry about ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:52:00 GMT

Public Service Announcement No. 2

When I saw this article in the Weekly World News (the 8th highest circulating paper in the world, you know), I immediately thought of the many people I've known who felt inadequate about their writing...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 20:32:00 GMT

Gunnerkrigg Court

Neil Gaiman mentioned this site in his blog and I thought I would pass it along. It's a nice little comic. I suppose if you were going to pitch it to a movie studio, you'd say it was "like...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 20:09:00 GMT

Clay Aiken, 2006

What the fuck is it with Paul Westerberg's "As Far As I Know"? It's not really a pop song and there's nothing astoundingly original about it, but apparently it's catchy enough that I've been lis...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:10:00 GMT

Mixed blessings

This weekend is supposed to be the first 90+ degree day of the year. I was gritting my teeth about having to shut the house up and run central air already. Then I got home, and missed seve...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 17:18:00 GMT