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About Me

I am incredibly easy to amuse. I will sometimes start laughing for no apparent reason other than I've thought of a hilarious idea in my head. Sometimes I even share those thoughts. I can't guarantee that you would get it though. My jokes are so inside sometimes that I'm the only one who could possibly get them.I am also not motivated by money, so if you have a business opportunity for me, just keep it to yourself. Material things are just that. I'm content to live life in a grey sweatshirt and an old pair of jeans.Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

I like to see the world in a way others just aren't able. My mind makes connections that the average person just might not make.I am not really arrogant, I'm just better than nearly everybody in the world.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. Since we're all going to be together eventually, we might as well get acquainted here.
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Music:

Check out the profile player to get a glimpse of what I like.

Movies:

HEAD (the most non-linear movie ever made) The average person might need some chemical stimuli to follow it. It is perhaps the best comedy, drama, war movie, musical , western, documentary ever made. It is a product of the twisted mind of a young Jack Nicholson and a manufactured pop group trying to escape their teenybopper image.I also am a huge fan of the movies of the Marx Brothers. I have the whole collection on DVD and make a point of rewatching them on a regular basis. Even after 20 or 30 views there are still things one misses.

Television:

The only tv shows I genuinely enjoy are The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy and any of the law and order series.I'm a fan of classic tv shows especially "The Monkees", "What's Happening" and "Andy Griffith".

Books:

My favorite authors are Mark Twain,John Steinbeck, Edgar Allen Poe. I love the classics of American literature.I also enjoyed the novels of Kurt Vonnegut and Joseph Heller. Anything with a dark humor to it is generally up my alley. There's nothing like laughing during life's tragedies.I'm also a huge fan of humorists like Dave Barry and Bill Bryson. Anyone who can make even the ordinary amusing.

Heroes:

Anyone who can take a negative and turn it into a positive.

My Blog

Chris Ayers RIP (March 25, 1976 - June 23 2008)

For the last two months I've desperately wanted to share my thoughts on the passing of a friend. I've agonized over what words would truly convey what he's meant to me. I thought that whatever I'd say...
Posted by Damian on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:18:00 PST

This song made me smile....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcCXqFjV1o8 Occasionally I hear a song or see a video that just brings a smile to my face. This is one of them. I don't know anything about the artist. Its jus...
Posted by Damian on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:32:00 PST

Something for Everyone: A Plethora of Incomplete Thoughts

I will be the first to admit that I can't sustain a single idea for a full blog. Instead let me share these incomplete thoughts that have been floating around my brain the last few months: 1 . ...
Posted by Damian on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:04:00 PST

If I were on Idol

Every week American Idol has a theme. The singers are required to pick songs based on that theme. For two weeks they did the songs of Lennon/McCartney and the Beatles. The Beatles are the soundtrack t...
Posted by Damian on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:49:00 PST

Ten Things

I have had chronic blogger’s block for the last year or so. I’m in desperate need of something that can open my mind and let it make those random associations that used to come so freely. ...
Posted by Damian on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:20:00 PST

This just in....people arent any smarter in the Northwest

Tonight's must read story from the newswires. I would never think of having myself shot to avoid a drug test. Its a solution that is definitely worse than the prospect of losing my job. I can e...
Posted by Damian on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

Thoughts That Fell Through The Cracks In My Mind

Think of this blog as a rambling conversation. Its obviously one in which I dominate with meaningless chit chat. I would never be able to vote for Hillary Clinton or John McCain. The idea that they're...
Posted by Damian on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

The last month or so...

Have I ever told you how much I hate my job? I really do. I've got an affadavit all signed and notarized to prove it. It seems like it takes up a bigger chunk of my life than pretty much anything else...
Posted by Damian on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

It’s a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken

I have a theory. Its one I'm a little reluctant to share publicly. However, I feel the spirit of Ronald Reagan forcing my hand to do so. My current employer is a communist organization. There's just n...
Posted by Damian on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:47:00 PST

If you’re wondering what I’m doing with my time read this

I feel like I owe my family members an apology for not writing on a regular basis. I know they've been anxiously awaiting to hear what excitement life has dumped at my doorstep.Unfortunately, I ...
Posted by Damian on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST