Kelly~ness

I'm Kelly..oldest of four children, Kendall, 32, Bryant, 21, and Taylor, 19. I LOVE my family..we are a close bunch!! I have one daughter, Korbin Sinclair,12,and she's absolutely gorgeous!!! She's my entire world!!! God, I love that child!!!
Anyway, I am VERY new to this myspace stuff.(was forced into it by a nagging friend!!!(you know who you are, you Redneck Heifer :) Basically, anything you really want to know about me you can look over at my interests, music and movie columns because I went all out, it was just too hard to pick a few of my favorites!
Here's some things that most people might not know about me though...love clear starry nights..love learning about the constallations.(actually named a star after someone!)...love animals which is why I'm addicted to the Discovery and Animal Planet channels.
The only animal I don't love is Korbin's mean ass cat, Veruca Salt(Ruca for short!) She was named after the mean little girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I thought it would be cool to shorten her name to Ruca.(you know.."waiting for my ruca" by Sublime. Apparently, Ruca means "girlfriend"..I say it means "f*%!*@? devil cat"!!!)She's evil....wish I had a monkey, maybe a cute little baby lemur, instead!! LOL!
My only other pet is a siamese fighting fish, a male beta named JACKIE CHAN!(funny name but he is of Asian persuasion so it fits!...it's quite funny actually to come home and say, "Have you fed Jackie Chan? Is Jackie Chan dead?, Do you see Jackie Chan? We need to clean Jackie Chan's bowl!, Oh My God, Jackie Chan STINKS! Ruca, leave Jackie Chan alone!! It's quite catchy!)
*****side note, Holy Hell Jackie Chan IS dead!*****
I love FUNNY people, anyone with a good sense of humor and can make me laugh is my favorite kind of person. Laughter and children are the best two things in the world! oh yeah, and then there's LOVE running up in third place :) (actually, it's tied with laughter and children if you love the right people and are loved by the right people!)
I have never been on a cruise but would love to. I want to go to Europe. I want to live in North Carolina when Korbin turns 18! I wanted to be a fashion designer when I was little(what the hell? I work in college student housing!!!)I'm scared of COCKROACHES especially the bitches that fly, big mean dogs, clowns, bad weather, the dentist, FLYING, heights, and making decisions because I'm afraid it will be the wrong ones cause it usually is.
Bare with me on this one....my pet peeve is basically anything that annoys me in a movie theater...people that rattle popcorn bags(it literally gives me chills all the way up my spine-I hate it!), people that chomp on their popcorn and candy too loud, people that talk through the good previews and the movie, people that sit right behind you when you are the only one in the theater and there are 100 other seats to choose from AND they have the biggest bag of popcorn that they sell!!, people that slurp on their drink trying to get the droplets of melted ice in the bottom of the cup(get your lazy ass up and get a refill so you can hurry up and kill off that enormous bag of popcorn that can feed a small village of people!! do you really need all that popcorn?),sorority girls that take pictures of themselves inside the dark because they came on a group date and want them for their scrapbooks(It BLINDS the people behind you and makes them see SPOTS for half the movie, you inconsiderate nit-wits!!..this doesn't apply to ALL sorority girls, just the ones that do it!!!), people that buy that big bucket of popcorn and don't buy the drink to wash it down and then you cough the entire time because you have kernels hung in the back of your hungry ass throat!, people that show up after the movie has been on for 15 minutes and can't find a seat at the top so they get someone to ask you to move down.(HELL NO-get there early enough so you don't have to sit in the "if-I-keep-my-neck-in-this-position-any-longer-I'll-need-sur gery" seat, it is the whole reason people get there early in the first place. NOBODY wants to sit on the front row and NOBODY wants to give up the seats they were given the right to choose first because THEY GOT THERE EARLY!!)Because of these kind of people I will get up and move 2 or 3 times to get away from their annoying asses, it's just not right, so if you are one of these people please stay home and wait for it to come out on video..trust me, you will do all the people with common sense and courtesy a favor!!! ****SORRY, I said all my pet peeves were about people in the theater!!****
okay, back to things that I do like....I like big antique flea malls("one man's trash is another man's fortune!), I like professional basketball,and college football and baseball.I love to go fishing although I won't go unless a guy takes me so he can bait the hook! :) He CANNOT reel it in for me!!
I LOVE children! they are so fun to watch and listen to, they are brutally honest when no one else is! I love little old people that have been married for 60+ years!..it's just Beautiful!!!
I am good at hiding my feelings, I like the cold side of my pillow, my favorite books are "14,000 things to be happy about" and "the wish list"(it's an actual list of all the cool things you might want to do before you die!) I hate to be cold and I hate to be hot so Fall is my favorite season and October is my favorite month because that's when the temperature is just right(not being a pervert but the perfect temperature is 69 degrees-during the Fall, that's always the temperature in Monroeville, Alabama!)plus, I get to wear long sleeved clothes which I tend to look better in! :)
My mother says I'm immature. I say I'm young at heart and just being the person that God made me to be. If you can't have fun and laugh and enjoy life then what's the point? I am mature, we just have a difference of opinion of the definition of the word!!
I like taking black and white pictures, I have a great respect for passionate people and the military, I like taking naps in front of fireplaces, I like laying in piles of clothes that just came out of the dryer, I like going to the park and feeding the ducks, I like guys that drive jeeps, play the guitar and like the outdoors, and being able to sing is a bonus, my favorite place in my hometown is Grissett Creek, I like to kneeboard, I love to watch people that can dance really well,I like seeing couples in love that's so in love they don't notice anyone else around, I appreciate a man with callosed hands because it's a sign of hard work! I LOVE pop rocks and fun dip!! :)good stuff!
I don't like someone to pat me when they hug me..that's a sign of "I really don't want to be hugging you, but I am to be nice, now get off me!" To be hugged and know it's meaningful and you're cared for or appreciated by the hugger is when they show affection when they caress and rub your back while hugging. Patting is a no-no!! :)
I love playing put-put golf even though I typically suck at it, I love to sing in the car when it's just me and Korbin or friends that appreciate my singing even though they know I can't! :)
I hate being in weddings! I have been a bridesmaid in a gazillion weddings-I am the Queen of bridesmaids! Weddings, I don't mind, just don't want to be a bridesmaid ever again. Any friend that I have that plans on getting married, don't ask me...I have bills, Bitches! All brides and people in the wedding industry are part-time liars..you most definitely cannot and will not wear that bridesmaids dress and shoes again! NEVER!..that is a wasted $300 dollars for 20 minutes to make the bride feel special on her big day. I have a hard time saying "no" to my friends which explains being Queen Bridesmaid.
I love the water..the ocean, the lake, the river, the creek, it's just all peaceful and relaxing. I collect fortune cookies' fortunes-they have lucky numbers on the back which could be my future winning lottery numbers!,I will not write with a pen without a top on it-it feels weird, I like watching people sleep...it's the one time they look at peace and relieved of everyday's hassels and stress,
AND NOW,apparently, I am officially a "myspace addict" after two weeks! THANK YOU, LAINE,,I HATE YOU!!! :)
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