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Bloody Ben'z bout to tie tha bloody knot!

Where my psychos at, where my thugz at, where my crazies at, where my dealers...let me get a piece o

About Me

Caught between heaven and hell...believing in neither, like a anti-hero, complete with a creeping sense of dread, an adversarial view of do-gooders, and an over-inflated sense of my own super power!

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custom southpark rules undefinedDats just for building tha hype. Straight up...I'm a just another member of the working class. Faul-mouthed construction worker on the weekdayz and I love chillin with my friendz,family, and homiez on the weekends. without them I'd be nothing. I'm not a hateful or angry person and I don't like thoes types of peepz. I believe in enjoying yourself and being happy. I'm all tatted up and alwayz down for a goodtyme. I love skateboarding and going to shows, although I havn't had much time for that lately. I'm a rather brutaly honest person...if I think you're an asshole, I'll tell you. So don't ask my opinion unless you realy want it...but I'll proly give it to you anyway. I have had some nail accidents but I don't let it discourage me...it just makes me think Jesus was a pussy! That being said...the rest you can figure out on your own...

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My Interests

Blood and sweat...but never tears! whut u got on the gorilla?
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

I'd like to meet:

My official answer- Everybody and they mamma. My off the record answer- Other people with similar intrests and senses of humor. People who like to have a good time and aren't afraid to be themselves and just let it all hang out. People who know what they want Me and my lil sister (Lil' Sam) Me and my beautyful wife to be, Living Dead Girl ..

Music:

Juggalo tunes and punk,industrial, rock, rap, and the songz I sing in the shower...or whatever tha fuck I like DEAD AMERICAN (Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards)

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Movies:

Way too many to list them all. Some of my favorates are Way of the gun, Serial mom, Natural Born Killers, Requiem for a dream (or any Aronofsky film), trainspotting, True Romance (or any Tarantino film), Leon the Professional (or any Luc Besson film), Fight Club, Sin City, Man on fire, The Limey, Shaun of the Dead, 12 monkeys, Pulp Fiction, Dark City, Death to Smoochy, Albino Alligator, Se7en, and American Beauty.

Television:

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Books:

Books are for smart people and nerds.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: lil Billy Ben
Birthday: 3-15-84
Birthplace: Walnut Creek
Current Location: Clayton
Eye Color: blueish
Hair Color: non-existant
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I ain't oneofthoes left-handed weirdos
Your Heritage: My parents say I'm white, my fashon consultant says black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Redwings
Your Weakness: sex, tattoos, and mexican food
Your Fears: A world ruled by emo kids!
Your Perfect Pizza: Mexican pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to commit all 7 of the deadly sins and take out a couple enemies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Show me your titties!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that the cat or did I get drunk and fuck bigfoot?
Your Best Physical Feature: my 8inch custard-chucker
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The first time I ate mexican food
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: El Faro
Single or Group Dates: Both can be fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Guiness
Do you Smoke: at least 10 cigarettes a day
Do you Swear: all tha fucking time
Do you Sing: only in tha shower
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: many a time
Do you want to go to College: College is over rated
Do you want to get Married: That all depends on who's asking.
Do you belive in yourself: and my ability to piss people off
Do you get Motion Sickness: this is the dumbest question so far....what does it matter?!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm the sexiest guy I know!
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke....you tell me
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than most, not as well as some
Do you like Thunderstorms: only the ones in my pants
Do you play an Instrument: only the one in my pants
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I havn't even eaten box in tha last month....although that's probably a good thing
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: I generaly do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal....period!
Ever been Drunk: fuck yeah
Ever been called a Tease: people who tease don't deliver...I deliver
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: in a distant past
How do you want to Die: thrown in a woodchipper by a girl I was rude to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an even bigger pain in the ass.
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico....I want to see if I'm imune to the bacteria in their food yet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot red
Favourite Hair Color: not blond
Short or Long Hair: both can be sexy
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not one of thoes people on talk shows that are too big to leave tha house
Best Clothing Style: I don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't care
Number of CDs I own: why would this matter?
Number of Piercings: not too many
Number of Tattoos: none on tha face
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have done alot of thingz I should regret but don't.
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Heroes:

in adittion to heroes I'll give you a list of my homies and cool people. Some of these are the people that make my life worth living (in no perticular order): My little sister Sam, My beautyful fiance Living Dead Girl, Duckee, Freaky Juggalette, P Ninja, 14, T-Bone, JD, Malaki, 4'1", Crazy 20, Turtle, Big Baby, Shanky, Vikodol, , Nubz, Momma Sarah, Manic, Duecie el cutie, Bry-Bry, Mista Bloody Handz, Steven, Julie, Kevin(king of the Bonoboes), Brent, and that short guy with the glasses that works at the Rasputin records in Pleasant Hill. My heroes are such for their support of the Union and their carpentry skills...HEROES- Ron Castell, Patricio Cubas, Clarence Brown, Scott Herborn, Bloody Jeff, Little John, "Ruthless" John,and yes...Thomas Hutchings. SHITLIST- for these people I will give only first names because they know who they are and that itz only a matter of time...Max, John, Jesse, Chad, Alex, Sam (Jade), Danny-girl.

My Blog

Annual x-mas wish list blog!

Chappell show season1 and lost episodes dvd a new TV gift certificate to Home depot a coffee maker that brews over 4 cups dinning room table set w/ chairs a tattoo for Freaky to stop working weekends ...
Posted by Bloody Ben'z bout to tie tha bloody knot! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

I got so pissed at my boss today...

Not that he was a bitch all day but...I was cutting the roof with a circular saw and the blade hit a nail and I got a chunk of hot metal in my eye and he saw it and yelled at me for it and I said if h...
Posted by Bloody Ben'z bout to tie tha bloody knot! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST

Had a sudden attack of crazyness...

tonight...I think itz over now...well, it'll never be over...but over for now.  Perhaps the lack of sleep, social contact or cigarettes.
Posted by Bloody Ben'z bout to tie tha bloody knot! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

Hot sex on tha counter!!!!

But not realy...It jus hit me though...I accualy have life goals...wtf happened to me?!  On another note...I've been a bit crazed lately...datz cool.  Oh...and tomarrow iz thursday bitches.....
Posted by Bloody Ben'z bout to tie tha bloody knot! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST