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Martini Mini

If i get stoned and sing all night long it's a family tradition.

About Me


I love Booze and Waitresses... That's all I have to say.

FUCK GOLF!

My Interests

Booze, Soccer, Nascar, Basketball, and Waitresses.

I'd like to meet:


Tommy Lee, Tara Lane, Shooter Jennings, Willie Nelson, David Allen Coe, Aria Giovanni, Jennifer Aniston, Tera Patrick, Brett C. Schnese, Gary D. Zabransky and Dean J. Demilio.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Hank Jr, David Allen Coe, Merle Haggard, Johnny Paycheck, Green Day, Ray Scott, Nirvana, Willie Nelson, The Clash, The Doors, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones, Bob Seger, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Motley Crue, Van Halen, Depeche Mode, Green River, Another Cynthia, Meat Puppets, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Sinatra, and Elvis.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Bourne Identity, Clerks, Mallrats, Seabiscuit, Snatch, Blow, Office Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, The People VS. Larry Flynt, Swingers, Goodfellas, Four Brothers, and Reservoir Dogs.

Television:

Sopranos, Entourage, Scrubs, South Park, House and 24.

Heroes:

LEWIS ROGER FORD, JODI DALE FORD, CHRISTI ANN FORD, AND JUDY LEE SIDHU