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IM FREAKING AWESOME

...school is practice for the future, and practice makes perfetc....WELL, nobodys perfect, SO WHY BO

About Me

girls layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentshahah we call this little ditty, "Ahhhh-hahahah-FAT" ok, so say there was an elephant ("there was an elephant") now say that elephant was a human ("that elephant was a human")-wow that joke got old!!!! so any way in reality this "elephant" was infact a large person, who had been able to fool on lookers with her deseatfull ways, and the facet that it weighed-A LOT, any who, so the ele-human, lets pretend that "she" had feelings, such feelings that when people threw rocks at her it hurt, possibly even hospitalized her (and when i say hospital i mean VET!!!!! hahah)Now lets supose the "girl" was angery, what do elephants do when there angery you ask? well heck why dont you just ask that news caster who had his face smashed in, yeah guess that 200lb fist isnt looking so funny now is it? huh, it would be a shame if i dunno his name was CHRIS!!! and seeing as im writing the story you know what it is!!!! and he was surrounded by four year olds im not sure why but il bet "he" knows!!! thats all well and fine but when hes "down with the both of you" i think theres a hidden agenda and as for that "little walk" well spelunking the walls of that cave isnt something to be taken in to consideration.

My Interests

SNOWBOARDING-the love of my life............ive been around the mountain a few times if you know what i mean, LOL, hahah, na dude, ive done that shit since i was 15, i grew up in Wv, i wouldnt spend my winter any other way

I'd like to meet:

bob, yeah nicole you feel the love (shes down for bob to) poor bastard.......

___THE STORY OF BOB---__theres this guy with the worlds biggest fucking mouth, (and hes a pedafile, did i mention he was a pedafile, just ask him about that little walk he so badly wanted us to go on.....any who), this large mouthed fellow (cough-chrisfrum-cough) we got his number and use to call him all hours (and i mean ALL hours) of the NIGHT, figured we should wake the asshole up, some times his mom would answer, and she was strange, like a kid, she would play along and as much as she protested, im sorry shes not 37 ok, i dunno it would creep me out, i mean come on "a bag of fritos"? no....... other times his loveable "brother" bob would answer, bob was ssslow, hahaha, it was so cool and sometimes he would cry, i loved that thing, we would call him and talk for so fucking long, and as it would turn out, one faiteful day, that the gig was up, we cought her, bob was chris's mom! (told you she was strange) that hoe.......and we believed it for like 2yrs, 2 YEARS

Music:

some times good byes the only way..... (ok so ive just moved and lost every thing for god is it the 2nd or third time now? i guess going on 3....what happens when i move from here? huh? what happens when i leave again, will it hurt this time? eh, who knows, maybe i cant feel any more....maybe its from all the crack...hahah...maybe...

Movies:

*******~~**READ THIS**~~*******________the first daughter asks her dad, "dad how did i get my name?" and the dad says "well when we brought you home from the hospital a rose pedal fall on your cheek so we named you rose" and the second daughter asked "daddy, how did i get my name?!" and the father answers, "when we were taking you home from the hospital a snowflake fell on your face, and so we named you snowflake" and the third daughter says, "dweedle dee daydedo, dlalda da?" and the father says "what? i have no idea what your saying CINNDERBLOCK!!!!!-hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

we laughed away the sun burn as we laughed away the day, what we lost means nothing because the memories will stay.....

Books:

--You're at a party-- Dont ask me how you were invited, either your host is very forgiving or he has a very short term memory. Or else he realizes that it was partly his fault. Why else would he be bragging about his new fire proof mattress if he didnt expect you to try it out. and yes in hindsight it is pretty ovbious that just because the mattress is fireproof doesnt mean that the sheets and antique quilt are as well. any who, thats all water under the bridge (the same water, in fact that you threw the burning quilt into to put it out)

Heroes:

my hero, that would be chris frum, any one with a face that ugly, who still has the will to wake up every morning, and not cry.........thats strength, HAHAHAHAAA apparently "thats not very nice" hahahahah omg hahahah dude, COME TO MY WORK NOW BITCH, hahahahah i dare you!!! (i totaly know your gonna show up, hahahah AHHHHH lol.....sorry, HAHAHH)

My Blog

yesterday, today AND tomorrow

ok sooooo, I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE 99 CENT STORE yesterday, haha its was sooo funny, well atleast every one thought so...cept the dude that kicked me out, hahahah fucking asians are gay even some old ...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

LOOK AT IT, IM CRYING, IVE HAD COFFEE

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL FUCKING YEAR, OH GOD JUST LOOK AT IT, AHAHAHAH OMG HES SNUCK IN AMONG THE HUMANS, HES GONE UNNOTICED FOR SO MANY YEARS, HES FOOLED EVERY ONE-EVERY ONE---EXCEPT...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

yet another bad idea....WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

TACO BELL AND 711 COFFEE.......JUST SAY NO     well HELLOOOOO there LADIES,  i miss my dog, HES MY BRO, my homie, MY HOME DAWG, haha speaking of HOME, i bet my mom has found the house k...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:46:00 PST

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE TOE

dude hey hi there, hey, hahahah IM SOOOOOOOOOO HYPER, WHO KNEW THAT COCO PUFFS COULD FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT??? huh??? WHO THE FUCK KNEW, BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT THAT UR ASS KNEW AND YOU DIDNT SPE...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:35:00 PST

what hood you from?? "MALIBU"

yo yo yo yo YO MAMA ok soooo after coming home at 3am last night we really didnt think it was a good idea to wake up at 4 (AM) and then drive 3 hours to disney land, where we would spend a fun filled ...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

ummm....prolly not a good thing

well, (and just so you guys know im writing this FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME because of peters "awesome" computer...woo hoo yeah GO DIAL UP YOU FUCKING ROCK-NOT) so yesterday we hit up the beach, and ...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

im in LA ass faces

dude i met the coolest person on the plane, haha she was fucking awesome, well that whole baby shiting its pants thing was nasty as fuck and every one thought the old lady was dieing and the flight at...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:57:00 PST

hahaha YEstERDAy

hmmmm........so its summer [sorta] and il bet you fine folks know exactly what THAT means.......hahaha well il bet the fine folks who were walking around yesterday know what it means......hahaha DO YO...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:19:00 PST

hinkel dee doo

CLICK- "ohhhh its beginning to look alot like christmas"-"silver bells......silver bells...."- "its christmas time in the city".....WOW all this can be yours for just 12 easy payments of 19.99, HAHAH ...
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST

new york?

next friday saturday and sunday???? any one down to join???!!!!!!! HOTEL EDISON!!!!   hahahah wooo I PAID MY CAR INSURANCE (not yet, but on friday i will)  lol
Posted by IM FREAKING AWESOME on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:38:00 PST