I am absolutely devoted but only when mutual. Lacking in expression of affection but loyal as a dog. Fairly independent but have a few mandatory needs. Not set in my ways but require patience to change some habits. Love to hang out but can sometimes do stupid things in the process. Operate my own business but handling finances are not one of my strong points. Listen very well but sometimes have trouble communicating.
Software Development (Yes, I enjoy my job)
Partying, bar hopping, hanging out, etc
Camping, shooting things, bonfires
Most other things that don't normally involve getting wet.
Relationship Wise
Someone with morals that has a family orientated look on life. Who will last through speed bumps instead of giving up. Who will bluntly state what it is that she wants instead of beating around the bush. Who can either think for herself, or at least trust her partner enough to ask for unbiased advice to come to a conclusion. Who will fight to get what she wants but not to demand more than she believes she deserves. Likes to spontaneously do things but does not manipulate those around them to do only what she wants. Does not have a weight problem but hopefully is not a vegan. Does not resort to violence but isn't afraid of a legitimate confrontation and is not psycho.
Friend Wise
Friends are mutual beneficiaries with a simple supply and demand model. It is only a matter of what is demanded and what is supplied. When you look at a ear as a supply to a demand of venting frustration, or a shoulder as a supply to a demand of relief to mourning or sadness among many other tidbits, a friend is a general supply of these things that are usually demanded. A friend is not a person that wears a mask simply to fit in. A friend is not a promise giver that will not live up to their offer. A friend will be there for you to the end. This is the kind of criteria I use to judge who my friends are and who I would call an acquaintance.
NIN, Neophyte, Scott Brown, Eminem, Prodigy, MuDvAyNe, Korn
Anything that isn't corny, cliche, dumbed down, overplayed or boring.
Prison Break, Sopranos, Trigger Happy TV, Mad TV, etc.
I can't read.
Trent Reznor, Louis CK, Dane Cook