-A heterosexual who had to choose to be straight.
-A snowflake needing an intelligent designer for its shape.
-A girl dating a shorter guy who's less rich, powerful or famous than her.
-A 9/11 "Truther" who explains why 9/11 wasn't blamed on Iraq.
-Someone who says "anything's possible" and has seen a round square.
-A George W. Bush fan who doesn't own a gun or a bible.
-A person who genuinely likes Uwe Boll's films.
-A psychic who won the lottery.
-A flying pig.
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