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Kaivan

About Me

this shit is dead, son

My Interests

Words, numbers, comedy, inordinate amounts of push ups, track, weight lifting, learning, thinking, and engaging in routinely scheduled days of sloth.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a story to tell.

Music:

AFI, Aphex Twin, Audioslave, Yasunori Mitsuda, Nobuo Uematsu, DJ Indigo, Eminem, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, Green Day, Hoobastank, ICE CUBE, Incubus, Fort Minor, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Nickelback, Nirvana, The Offspring, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, Insane Clown Posse, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Chemical Brothers, Notorious B.I.G., DJ Quik, The Mars Volta, Eazy-E, N.W.A., Five Iron Frenzy, The Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, AC/DC, Streetlight Manifesto, Thrawn Bijou, Guns N' Roses, Halo 2 Soundtrack, Final Fantasy 7, Ani DiFranco

Movies:

Mr. Housewife, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 1/2, Chasing Amy,

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report, Numbers.

Books:

His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman.

Heroes:

OSCAR WILDE, Benjamin Franklin, and my parents.

My Blog

birthday

Hi today's my birthday.
Posted by Kaivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sledding

I went sledding with a few friends of mine on this really steep hill not far from my house. We made a little ramp at the end of it... one kid went sledding down it and completely crashed on the ramp- ...
Posted by Kaivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My metabolism completely owns yours

I woke up this morning and weighed myself- 150 lbs. For breakfast, I had 2 waffles with maple syrup, strawberry jelly, and cookies n' cream ice cream on top. I then had an extremely large cup of ice...
Posted by Kaivan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST