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Frumious Bandersnatch

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world - Kaiser Wilhelm II

About Me

Born in Georgia - New Year's Eve, 1969 to an Italian Mother and and a Hillbilly Arkansas Father - God Bless them both!Eternally Texan in my heart... With family, friends, & business in Northwest Arkansas/Northeast Oklahoma that is this is the place on this earth I call home. Currently I am committed to 2,000 acres in the Osage Nation helping my family with our oil lease - BIG project, DIRTY work, but hopefully with HUGE rewards one day!I am single, again, and have two amazing children. A BEAUTIFUL daughter, 15 who will be driving on her own soon (should be read with a the cringe it was typed with)... and very cool son who is 12 and loaded with talent, intellect, and opinions. They are both way better kids than I could have ever hoped for or deserve. Proof that God loves me!My family has a lot that ties us together, in love and in business. Being the oldest son, and my father's name sake... no pressure!I am a decorated veteran, Gulf War Era, of the United States Air Force. It was one of the greatest honors of my life to serve my country. My prayers and appreciation for the men and women who currently serve, and have served in the defense of our freedom!
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My Interests

Live Music, Sports both in participation and as a fan of live events. Oh... AND VEGAS!

I'd like to meet:

I have met way more than my fair share of celebreties and famous figures. HOWEVER... The person I most admire that ever existed, besides The Lord Jesus Christ is Abraham Lincoln. When this earth has allowed me to move on, I would love to meet him in and share with him my admiration of his his life, and his accomplishments.Contemporaries? Jack Welch, Troy Aikman, Roy Williams, Collin Powell...NOW - LETS TALK FOOTBALL!!!I may live in a suburb of Texas... BUT MY HEART STILL PUMPS BURNT ORANGE BLOOD!My heart is always in Texas and my blood runs burndt orange... But my second home, in Arkansas, I have buddies who finished playing Razorback Football, and have joined the ranks of the NFL! KILL 'EM O LINE! Props to my Razorback buddies too! Zac & Stephen (Robert & Tony too) - 2006 was a great year!!!Used to be in the BIG BAR BUSINESS... Here are a few of the memories...
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Music:

All genres as long as they can play their instruments and back up their recorded efforts live.HELLO DAVE is my favorite. www.hellodave.com

Movies:

Henry V, Amadeus, Shaw Shank Redemption, Glory, are on the serious side of my favorites. The fun side of my favorites are so off color and politically incorrect they are not worth mentioning. However - Blazing Saddles could not be made today. God Bless that Jew... Mel Brooks.

Television:

Televised Football... & Family Guy. Boston Legal.
You Are 60% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?

Books:

All things C.S. Lewis & Mark Twain.

Heroes:

All Time: Abraham Lincoln. Contemporary: Oliver North, Nolan Ryan, Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith, and many more.

My Blog

An Expected Error Has Occurred! (for Kris & Mom)

The ego trip that is my blog posts (the literally thousands of reads, and my Canadian faithful - over due to two step with these stalkers), every once in a while produces a "you should write about thi...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:35:00 PST

Life Redirects...

Ever not listen to your own philosophies? Sometimes a good feeling comes over you - like having warm mud squish between your toes - it is still mud, and will dry, and be uncomfortable, and inevitably ...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:01:00 PST

Fantastic Sam’s is having a "Sale"

So, as teenagers my father would become infuriated at me and Gary, routinely actually - its just this blog is targetting one of the reasons he would get upset at us. Huge mistake forcing us to share a...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

My Dad gets wiser the closer I get to him in age...

I have always considered my father a very intelligent man.  I have the test scores to show that I am not too far from him intellectiually - I guess...  I am not actually sure how to spell in...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST

How to save and invest your RAT'S ASSES (after a reread... it needed to be reposted!)

PRECURSOR:  I know I wrote this back in January, but my mom missed it, and today I read it to her, and we both laughed out loud (yes, I crack myself up), so I felt like bumping it back up.  ...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

The criminals in Oklahoma need your assistance!

OK...  This one is concocted from my twisted sense of being... bare with me! So - in the truck, on the way to the oil feild every morning, I let the radio skip from morning show to morning show, ...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

Where Am I... not feeling too funny today

8 years ago...  I wish I could go back in time and tell the me of that that year, working so hard to be ready for "Y2K" and get the Magnolia Hotel open, the crazy decisions I would make to get he...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

Dogs to Blog... OR, True Love for Little Dogs... OR, Just Whipped

Yes, Little Miss Oklahoma has pooches, they have moved in to our rental home (I qualify "rental" because, the cows in my yard are still part of my future, it is just who knows when at this pace....)&n...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

Tarantula's, Turtles, Snakes, Cow Milking Champions, other creatures... and someone new!

Summer has skipped quickly past spring here in the middle of the Osage Nation in Oklahoma.  My residence continues to be in the scariest living conditions this boy has ever endured.  Why?&nb...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Thousandth Reader Wins A New Porsche...

Of course, if I can find out who it is I will be happy to cruise the Mattel aisle at Toys R You and get it for ya.  But in reality, it will happen so fast, that by the time you read this, you pro...
Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST