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MÄNòñg_BÃgäõñG

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

TALL, DARK, BUKBUK THAT LIKES EATING DA BALUT........DON'T HATE DA PLAYA, HATE DA GAME!!!!!!.. ME AND MUY PANCY POOT WERK!!DO YOU "ESPANK" YER MONKEY??.. SOME OF DA BEST PICK UP LINES: 1) DO YOU WANT SOME "SPESHO" SAUSE WIT DAT???? 2) CAN YOU BE MY MOMMY??? 3) CAN I BE DA CREAM IN DA MIDDO OF YOUR OREO COOKIE??? .. DA ULTIMATE S.U.B.!!!! ..
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your fersonality rates a its low...berry low cause your an eedioot!!
your best quality is you always hubb a good time pighting de shekon and eating balut ..your de orihinal pilipino "P.I.M.P."
your worst quality is youre not ferfect,but hubb berry, berry nice hair do..always use flenny pomade!! And porget to esfray de DRAKKAR!!!
this is because you are who you are, so rubb da chocalate puka!!
Quiz created with MemeGen !
How to make a MANONG BAGAONG
Ingredients:
1 Fart BAGAONG AND KAMATEESE
3 Farts PERMENTED PATIS
3 Farts FRESH BALUT FROM DA BuCK YARD
Method:
Layer ingredimentstes in a shot glass. Add a littls spit if it don't fit!
Username:
From.. SELF EXPLANATORY

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYKINE BLOTS....ESTRIPPERS,WEB CAM GIRLS,ESCORT SERVICES...NO PUDGE PACKERS FLEASE!!!

My Blog

DO U WANT TO SEE SOMEONE GET SLAPPED???

Click here to SEE SLAP!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Aug 2004 06:48:00 GMT

DO U LIKE "TOSSING" SALUD???

IF YOU LIKE TOOSING SALAD OR EATING DA CORN HOEL, THEN YOU'LL LYKE DIS!!! Click here TO LICK MY ASS BITCH!!!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Aug 2004 06:41:00 GMT

MUY OAHU ADVENTURES!!

WELL, I WUZ IN OAHU POR LIKE 3 DAYS FIGHTING SHEKON AND HAD A BLAST. NO, NOT BECAUSE OF THE SHEKON PIGHT BUT BECAUSE OF THE BLOT BARS!!! SUNDANCE WAS A BLAST WITH AMEE, LANI AND DELILA "ENTERTAINING"...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Aug 2004 02:19:00 GMT

WILLIAN HUNG WHO??

SO YOU TINK THAT WILLY "WELL" HUNG, ISH BERRY GOOD AT ESINGING "SHE BANG" EH ??? WELL, I GOT A VETTER BERSION OP A SONG WITH "BANG" INSIDE!!!! JUST CLICK ON DA LINK BELOW AND SEE !!!! FLUS, DIS ISH WO...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Apr 2004 02:42:00 GMT

YOU GOTTA SEE DIS BERRY PUNNY MOOBIE!

YOU FEEFS NEED TO ESEE DIS BERRY PUNNY MOOBIE THAT MUY PRIEND JOEY MADE. YOU KNOW THAT US BUK BUKS TALK BERRY PUNNY AT TIMES AND U DOSEN'T UNDER-ESTAND..(B ISH V AND F ISH P AND SO ON...) WELL. THIS S...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Apr 2004 23:21:00 GMT

FOR ALL YOUR VASELINE NEEDS...

CLICK HERE FOR ALL YOUR ROSEY PALM AND HANNAH PALMAH NEEDS!!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2004 16:11:00 GMT

JUST A THOUGHT...

LIFE IS LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER...LONG AND USEFULL....AND MAKE SURE YOU LOOK AT DA TOILET PAPER AFTA U WIPE YEUR ASS SO YOU KNOW IT'S CLEAN DODO HEAD!!!
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 09:00:00 GMT