TALL, DARK, BUKBUK THAT LIKES EATING DA BALUT........DON'T HATE DA PLAYA, HATE DA GAME!!!!!!.. ME AND MUY PANCY POOT WERK!!DO YOU "ESPANK" YER MONKEY??..
SOME OF DA BEST PICK UP LINES:
1) DO YOU WANT SOME "SPESHO" SAUSE WIT DAT????
2) CAN YOU BE MY MOMMY???
3) CAN I BE DA CREAM IN DA MIDDO OF YOUR OREO COOKIE???
.. DA ULTIMATE S.U.B.!!!!
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your fersonality rates a its low...berry low cause your an eedioot!!
your best quality is you always hubb a good time pighting de shekon and eating balut ..your de orihinal pilipino "P.I.M.P."
your worst quality is youre not ferfect,but hubb berry, berry nice hair do..always use flenny pomade!! And porget to esfray de DRAKKAR!!!
this is because you are who you are, so rubb da chocalate puka!!
Quiz created with MemeGen !
How to make a MANONG BAGAONG
Ingredients:
1 Fart BAGAONG AND KAMATEESE
3 Farts PERMENTED PATIS
3 Farts FRESH BALUT FROM DA BuCK YARD
Method:
Layer ingredimentstes in a shot glass. Add a littls spit if it don't fit!
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