I record beats and electronic music, I'm a beatsmith. If you don't know about me then you just don't know. Instant coffee in the microwave is the poor mans time machine that I indulge in. I have webbed toes but only on one foot which essentially means that I can swim faster than any human, but I can only swim in circles. I'm a culinary master, my specialty is Ice Cream Soup. Unfortunately I can't make square bubbles and lick my elbows at the same time, sorry ladies.
