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~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~

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About Me

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Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts..I can say that my ducks are all in a row, however the last one on the end sometimes falls over...I'm playful, spontaneous, and love to have fun no matter what I am doing. I have a great passion for life, the values that I live by and my family, which is the most important foundation in my life. I also have a tender heart for children and animals. (So squirrels are not nature's little speed bumps)! I require a solid 14 hugs on a daily basis and an occasional Kinder Surprise from time to time. I'm unconventional and artistic. Sarcastic in humour. I'm More fun than a Barrel 'O Monkeys. More twisted than a Rubik's cube. More electrifying then Operation. More magnetic then Monkey Benders. And more trouble than Jenga. Did I mention....I have a killer smile!
The things I love most: My new BLACK blog font, Sleeping, sunshine, zippos, white orchids, mirrors, shopping, winning, sushi, gentlemen, monkeys, holding hands, kissing, showing affection, black and white photographs, catching butterflies, road trips, animal crackers, crushed ice, squares and angles, seafood/shell fish, hugs, kisses, cuddling, my dog and best buddy Charlie and his beautiful sweet heart, naming paint chips, my parrot Reggivin Rudolph Von Dutch III, gifts, teddy bears, the smell of camp fires, Froot Loops, laughing, summertime, dusk, barbeques, karma, napping anytime, green things, slurpees, 5 cent candy, driving with my windows down, 4, butterfly collars and french cuffs, Calvin and Hobbes, romance, venus flytraps, fruit salad, having my hair brushed, having pictures drawn on my back, my "cat in the hat" jammies, lit candles, Christmas, board games, surprises, bubble baths, puppy paws, platnum, breakfast for dinner and dragonflies.
Things I hate the most:Liars, cheaters, back stabbers, self proclaimed wanna be's and players. People who can't handle or except the truth. People who "went to school". Falling in love with someone who is in love with someone else. Someone with no class, being doubted for no reason, animal haters/abusers, wallpaper, Cherrios, hang overs, haunted houses, red, clocks in the same room with different times, jealousy, copy cats, polka dots, nightmares, public washrooms, trailer trash, cowards, marionette puppets, voo doo dolls, porcelain dolls, kitty cat claws (ouch 'cause they hurt), great white sharks, white socks, line ups, zero's, waking up, pennies, coupons, the dark, wire hangers, anything sci-fi, blue pens, spiders, sub titles, homogenize milk, wintertime, hand dryers. Circles, clowns, balloons, clowns holding balloons is real real bad :(

My Interests

I am 94% Angel...6% Devil!

One important interest to me is my passion, love and talent for art. I use many mediums including, acrylic, pencil, watercolor, and charcoal. Scratchboard is really cool to. My favorite artist is H.R Giger. He's an absolute genius!!! Words intrigue me and pique my interest. I have fun golfing, swimming, blading, working out, playing baseball, basketball, tennis, badminton and I love beach volley ball. I like to watch hockey, football, extreme sports, and boxing. I absolutley appreciate and enjoy the outdoors.In the summer I live for camping, fishing, rafting and hiking. I look forward to winter to make snowmen, snow angels and to go skating. When I just want to relax I play video games, including WoW which I have a kick ass killer 60 Rogue in. When I am alone there is nothing I enjoy more then writing in my, what I like to call my free association style journals. It's my very own world. I write about anything and everything. My fears, desires, happiness, sadness, wants, questions and wonderings. Only that very special person will ever get to take a walk with me there and I can't wait because I am very much looking forward to sharing that very special part of me.
Look I found A big Reggie!!!
See like this...


I promise I will make it up to you.
Sleep sweet sunshine...

I'd like to meet:

Robert De Niro!!! New friends, always cool new girlfriends to chat and hang out with, reunite with old friends. I'm selective when it comes to adding friends as I'm not here to accumulate a high number count. So I will add you for a reason :)Ideally what I am looking for is a true companion, my equal, my partner in crime, someone who molds with me. Who is looking to settle down and build a crazy life together. I am not looking for perfection, but someone who is perfect for me. Someone with patience, understanding and compassion. Who values honesty, loyalty and commitment. Someone who knows how to forgive when unintentional mistakes have been made. Someone who knows its ok to be honest in times when mistakes happen, instead of trying to protect my feelings with sugar coated lies. I would rather be told the truth from the begining then find out I have been lied to in the end. I understand that truth hurts sometimes but it hurts to have lost trust in someone more.Learning from past experiences and past mistakes has given me the right path to take. I've learned not waste another day standing in the shadows of my mistakes. And that means, not opening up the book of "Kristi's past boo boo's" and reading it off one sentence at a time. Over and over again. Learn to let sleeping dogs lie. Someone who can let go of the past and know that not everyone is out for avengence when it comes to love. Who realizes it's not always rainbows and butterflies but compromise and sacrifice. Appreciation for the simple things as well as the finer things life has to offer. Not narssisistic and self absorbed but confident and secure. Someone who possess substance, quality and integrity. Who knows how to have fun, laugh and just be able to take life casually, day by day. Did I mention...must have a killer smile! But I think most importantly someone who will keep my duck from falling over again.

On the flipside... It's so easy to write about what makes you-you, but to define and understand your own flaws is another thing. I feel I have somewhat of a grasp on what I need to tweak and polish in my life and in love. To become a better person, a better friend and someone's better half. I sometimes I feel like I am like a child clad in the armor of an adult. Expecting someone to see through my disguise at anytime, revealing me as an emperor with no clothes. I'm realizing it's ok to feel vulnerable at times and that it's not a sign of weakness.
And sometimes it may seem like I expect unrealistic expectations, and by that appearing to be spoiled and selfish. I just know what I want and will not settle for anything less then what I know I derserve. I will offer the world to that special person. And I may sometimes distrust expressions of caring and love. I guess you tend to become a bit jaded when you have been dogged in the past. I think sometimes I'm inconsistant and extreme. A walking paradox at times.Maybe even a catch 22. To maintain a closeness with me requires an understanding of respect and a willingness to endure a walk on a somewhat perilous wire. To help heal a heart that has been taken for granted one to many times.I love without measure, those who I will soon hate without reason.
I have come to the realization that sometimes you just need to let go of the past and knowing when to let go of old ghosts. It has taught ~me~ to let sleeping dogs lie and to walk away peacefully. By walking away it has unknowningly guided me the right direction. Things do happen for a reason and I truly believe in fate and have confidence in the guidance of where I will ultimately lie.Like I said things do happen for a reason. Doors open when others shut. Sometimes when you are not looking the one you have been dreaming of comes along and offers you the ulitimate chance at new beginning. My Fairy Tale will have a happy ending. When it's ~true~ it wouldnt become anything less then that. I'm missing a very important piece of my puzzle....a Knight. One who needs no armor or white horse. Just someone genuine and true.

Music:

..Alternative, Rock, R&B, Dance, House, Jazz, Blues...really anything but country. My favorite bands are The Killers, Breaking Benjamin, Dashboard Confessional, Hinder, U2, Bif Naked, Marcy's Playground, Daughtry, Seether, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Pink, All American Rejects, Red Hot Chilli PeppersOur Lady Peace, Third Eye Blind, Outkast, Evanescence, Disturbed, Match Box 20, K-os, System of a Down, Matthew Good Band, Dave Matthews, Depeche Mode, Counting Crows, Three Doors Down, Oasis, Goo Goo Dolls, City and Colour, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, My Chemical Romance, Finger ElevenTragically Hip, Coldplay, Buckcherry, Metallica, Live, Default, A.F.I, Sublime, Hedley, Linkin Park, Rhianna, Fergie, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, Sarah Maclachlan, Christina Aguilara, Chantel Kreviazuk, Maroon 5, John Meyer, Michael Buble, The Fray, Hootie and The Blowfish, Green Day, Faith Hill, Tracy Chapman, ShakiraTea Party, Madonna, Black Eyed Peas, St. Germain, Norah Jones, Joss Stone, Gwen Stefani, Howie Day, The White Stripes, White Lights, Mobile, Stabilo, 50 cent, Ja Rule, Nelly, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Nelly FurtadoOn the other end of the spectrum Dean Martin is my favorite!!! Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, John Denver and BB King.

Movies:

The Actors that I admire include: Robert De Niro (of course), Al Pacino, Robert Downey Jr, Andy Garcia, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, Joaquin Phoenix, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Reese Witherspoon, Ashley Judd, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kiera Knightly. My favorite comedien bar none was Mitch Hedberg! Also Dane Cook is fierce.
Goodfellas, Heat, Casino, A Bronx Tale, The Godfather Trilogy, Meet the Parents/Fockers, The Untouchables, Raging Bull, Frankenstein, Taxi Driver...anything De Niro!Carlito's Way, Dog Day Afternoon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Donnie Brasco,Oceans Eleven, Girl Interrupted, The Lost Boys, Old School, Elf, 50 First Dates, The Notebook, Titanic, Jackass, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Lord of The Rings, Natural Born Killers, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Fight Club, Seven, Twelve Monkeys, Interview With The Vampire, Vanilla Sky, American History X, Rounders, A Clockwork Orange, Reservoir Dogs, The Shining, One Flew Over The Cuckcoo's Nest, The Silence of The Lambs.All Dreamworks productions...Toy Story, Shark's Tale, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Madagascar, Shrek, Corpse Bride...The people who make me laugh are the one's who don't "get it", the one's who lie to themselves and the one's who believe what anyone tells them.

Television:

Are you f*@king kidding me...Family Guy!!! American Dad, Flinstones and Spiderman. Sapranos, American Justice, First 48, City Confidental, Cold Case Files. CSI, Law & Order, Criminal Minds, Dateline, 20/20, America's Most Wanted, Two and A Half Men, Chappelle Show, Thank God you're here, Saturday Night Live, And even thought it's only once a year...Victoria's Secret fashion show, so beautiful and so amazing!!!As for any type of reality shows I would have to say Project Runway, Amazing Race, Big Brother, Iron Chef, SurvivorAmerica's/Canada's Next Top Model, American Idol (only for the auditions), The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Intervention, and The Apprentice...

Books:


"He's just not that into you" by Greg Behrendt (it would be my bible if I was religious). The Dictionary/Thesaurus. Bird Talk, Cosmopolitan, Architectural Digest, In Style, Lou Lou, Flare, GQ (for the smokin' hot guys)Any true crime books. Cesar's Way by Cesar Millan is a cool book for anyone who has a dog. It shows you life through your dogs eyes and how to see life with a new perspective. Learning how to appreciate the simple things in day to day life and take it in instead of letting it pass you by. The poem "The Journey" describes it best.

Heroes:

My Dad and my Mom, of course:) Along with being my guardian angels. I also have an older brother who has the most kindest loving heart and is my silent protector. I love all of you.ChaRLie's AnGeLHi...Im Charlie...Things I like the most: Long walks in the park, car rides, all my really really cool toys, cookies, staring at Reggie, sunshine, playing in the snow, kitty cats, giving hugs, pouncing on my mom's bed every morning for cuddles, Capricorn's, going to Grammie and Grampie's house because they spoil me, bones, ice cubes, carrots, toilet paper, socks, being brushed, sleeping and feeling safe.Things I hate the most: Being left alone, my insecurities, stairs, people who walk really really slow, loud noises, having my picture taken, when mom is sad, listening when I want to play, taking a bath, being scared and when people call me Chuckie, it's Charlie.My day consists of waking up mom so she can take me for a long walk after a long night. Before she goes to work I get dropped off at Gram and Gramp's, thats when my day of fun starts! I go for lots of walks in the parks around their place and get to play in the backyard whenever I want. I also say "hi" to the neighbour's dogs when they are out. When I am bored I sometimes try and find the cats but whenever I'm there, they are nowhere to be found. Then I usually fall alseep in the afternoon to be wide awake when its ready to go. I wait all day and look forward to when mom comes to get me, knowing we are going back to my... home.

My Blog

Bullets & Butterflies

Living life destructive with a heart so corrupted Little blue and white magic beans are exactly what they seem Surviving on liquid diets with mind~fucking riots Near a bridge going nowhere where ...
Posted by ~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~ on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:53:00 PST

charLie

Sweet cinnamon bear With your big brown eyes... Soft floppy ears ... Fuzzy clumsy paws... Teddy bear hair... Playful bouncy walk... Trusting gentle nature... With cute innocence... And ...
Posted by ~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~ on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

TwisTed BuckeTs

I just remember seeing my siberian dwarf hamster Napoleon had not had water for days maybe even weeks and who knows where he got his food from. So I went through the cupboards to find him his bag...
Posted by ~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~ on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

A Summer's Night

Wishing upon unseen fallen stars Walking hand in hand Not questioning why or where we are Summer romance Sweet kiss Cute glance Frogs and crickets all around curb side talks Revealing in each oth...
Posted by ~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~ on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

A MoTheRs LoVe

My mother is my sunshineMy believerMy lightMy lifeShe means the world to meAs I am what keeps her aliveShe lives for me each and everydayIf something were to happen to me...I would rather not sayMy fa...
Posted by ~krisTi aLice in wonderLand~ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST