Your mom.
SiGNS.
Make me one, ho.
Jeffree ♥ Star
Kent
Dave
Alex
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Barbara A. N.
This is Barbara. She's my favourite. ♥ She's purty and she's got secksee hair. And if you upset her, I'll stick you in the oven. -_o
Fao Z. M.
This is Fao, and he's my gay Canadian stripper. We have a lot of those "inside jokes" and scary secrets, and he's even prettier in person! =D *huggles*
Amber L. P.
This is my Ambererest and she's a porn star in training. Back in the days when I was in the Mafia, I killed her because she was a whore who tried to steal my shit. Somehow, she has been magically revived since those times, and I'm up for hire at a $500,000 minimum to kill her.
And she has my password and is threatening me over the phone♥
MaraBear
This is my pretty pretty MaraBear! ♥♥ She's my protegee and she's gonna grow up to be me someday. . My daughter will give her evil, demonic death glares and say "Come play with me, Auntie Mara! :D" Heeheehee.
Miss Ria♥
This is Miss Ria, and she's like, rad-tacular. w00t. I have decided to wear my purple/pink tuxedo to her wedding, and make sure the shirt is frilly and awesome. WHAT could possibly be better than THAT?!
Lauren!
This is Lauren, and she is my Favoured Niece. I know she's a Ragin' Asian, but other than that, we're CLEARLY related. As IF you couldn't already tell. She's even smarter than I am, of course. ♥
Miss Kate
This is Miss Kate, and she is one of the only Australians pretty enough to make this page. She's also one of the only Aussies who can scare me shitless. :D
Miss BeccaRzZ
((A.K.A. Wafflez Lady))
This is Miss Becca, she's pretty and EBIL!! She eats babies, I'm sure. ♥ We share eyeballs, but hers are way better, d00dz. As if you couldn't tell.
Misseh Kimmeh
Miss Kim is teh Secks. She's mah homie G-string emo kid,and she r0xx0rz my s0xx0rz. AND she's 54237852xx prettier than I'll ever be! =O ♥
Zach.
Upon request, the shmexiest dinosaur of the 21st century has made it as the first ever male hooker (not including the ever so gay Fao) to make this list. Let's give a round of applause. :D
A
Acceptance.AFI.Alexisonfire.Alien Sex Fiend.Apoptygma Berzerk.Armor for Sleep.Asian Kung-Fu Generation.Ayria
B
Bauhaus.Bayside.Benny Benassi.Bjork.Blindside.Blue October.Bullet For My Valentine.Bob Marley
C
Cansei De Ser Sexy.Cartel.Cascada.Celldweller.Chevelle.Collide.Combichrist
.A Crimson Divide.Crossbreed.The Cure
D
Daft Punk.Default.Deftones.The Descendants.DespairsRay.Die Warzau.Diffuser.DJ Encore.DJ Shadow.Doctor Derek.Dr Juice.Dredg
E
Electric Six
F
The Faint.FF5.Foo Fighters.The Fray.Front Line Assembly.Frou Frou.Fujees.Funeral For A Friend
G
Gackt.Gazette.Goo Goo Dolls.Gorillaz.Guns 'N' Roses
H
A Heartwell Ending.Hellogoodbye.The Hush Sound.Hyde
I
Icon of Coil.Ian Van Dahl.Imogen Heap.Interpol
J
Jack's Mannequin.Jaochim Witt. Jeffree Star .Jem.Joy Division.Juno Reactor
K
Kagrra,.Kanye West.Kill Hannah.KMFDM.Kraftwerk.KT Tunstall
L
Lady Bouncer.Lady Sovereign.L'Arc en Ciel.Last Winter.Lauren Hill.Lifehouse.Li'l Jon.Lit.LUCY
M
Malice Mizer.Massive Attack.MDFMK.Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.The Medic Droid.Melanie C.Merriweather.Mindless Self Indulgence.MINMI.Miyavi.Moi Dix Mois.The Monkees.Murderdolls.Muse
O
Orgy
P
PlayRadioPlay!.+44.Polaroid Kiss
S
Siouxsie and the Banshees
V
VNV Nation.
28 Days Later.Aladdin.American Pie.American Pie 2. American Pie: The Wedding.American Pie Presents Band Camp.Anchorman.The Breakfast Club.The Butterfly Effect.Casper.Chasing Amy.Chicago.Clerks.Clerks II.Dogma.Donnie Darko.Final Fantasy Advent Children.The Godfather.TheGodfather II.The Godfather III.Good Will Hunting.Grease.Hercules.Hero.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.Jersey Girl.The Little Mermaid.Mallrats.Night of the Living Dead.Old School.Office Space.Orange County.Rocky Horror Picture Show.Saw.Saw II.Saw III.
Angry Beavers.Aqua Teen Hunger Force.Care Bears.Family Guy.Futurama.Invader Zim.Robot Chicken.Saiyuki Reload.The Simpsons.Strawberry Short.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.I Feel Sick.Squee.The Catcher in the Rye.The Dictionary.
Which Classic Pin-Up Girl Are You?
What GOOD Band Are You?
KMFDM.
The best industrial rock band ever.
You have strong political views and cool hair.
And you rip the system and throw it away.