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Shreveport LaQuinta

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PARTY TIME ’07. My cousin Paris just got out of the clink. DJ LL is playing the party at her house…LL-lindsey lohan bitches! She plays the new cuts…mega mix’s and shit! I banged three of the chicks from Age of Love at the last get out of jail party, so suck those nuts Philippoussis, those old bitches can fuck! Plus, they’ve got old beat up ladies bits, so drop loads dude, they're not getting pregnant.Grandpa Laquinta named me after his favorite north american city, then Uncle Hilton totally copied when he named Paris... Paris, TX is pretty bad ass, but it aint shreveport man. Growing up with Nikky and Paris as cousins was pretty tight - I fucked Amanda Bynes before Wilmer got her. Wilmer and I like to see who can fuck a bitch first... He thought he really outdid me when he took Lohans virginity, but I already screwed her mom, and about a year before that I fucker her in the ass, so Wilmer really doesn't have shit on me! Skynyrd always plays here or Bossier, and the Isle of Capri is so fancy, it doesnt even have to leave the dock anymore...SWEET!This Is great shit! Fucking canadians:

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HALLOWEEN

So, after Halloween this year I have come to a conclusion that I come to most every year. Halloween is simply a night for chicks to go out and dress like filthy whores. However, this year, chicks eith...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:43:00 GMT

NOTE TO THE BITCHES, TRAMPS, AND WHATNOTS

LADIES, WHERE YOU AT? WHO WANTS TO GET WITH SHREVE? DID I MENTION I AM CLASSY? YOU KNOW THOSE COMMERCIALS WITH THE LADIES DRINKING AND THEY KEEP THEIR PINKIES OUT TO SHOW HOW SOPHISTICATED THEY ARE? W...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:39:00 GMT

BITCHES UNITE!

Dear all bitches, sluts, whores, tricks, tramps and scallywags...Shreveport is lonely for you bitches... Shreve is tired of all the one night stands and cum stained pillowcases...my boy LLCoolJ said i...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 13:59:00 GMT

Washing the Dog

this is where a guy gets a girl to lay on her back with her legs in the air and then he tries his damndest to insert his testicles into her vageen... it is very difficult and your balls keep trying t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:28:00 GMT

alaskan pipeline

this is where a man takes a condom and defecates in it, filling it with feces, then ties up the open end and gives it to his lady partner to use as a dildo... a new version of this same move is where ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:26:00 GMT