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J A S

Being cliche of yourself I see.

About Me

Generally a nice guy that protects his independence too much. I'm a lonely poet at the moment, but ready to add exciting new people here. As an individual, I dislike types, trends, imitation, and the like. A strong logical, semantical, and abstract thinker. An expert sharp-shooter with words. I'm complex, but I like to keep things simple around me. I have great existentialism and self-control--my timing is uncanny. I'm thoughtful, cerebral, creative, attentive, perceptive, anticipative, kind, honest, and open-minded. Not a red neck. Not a flip-flopper. I'm a man of principles based on morals, values, and compassion.
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My Interests

chess, football, basketball, bowling, hockey, golf, pool, darts, jarts, tennis, badminton, croquet, drums/percussion, organ, piano, singing, writing, cooking, travel, camping, fishing, hiking, biking, poetry, current events, cards, board games, charities, scenery, waterfalls, internet, comedy, philosophy, psychology, tornados/thunderstorms, wildlife, art, gurlz underpants, firearms, smoking, porn

I'd like to meet:

Zooey Deschanel. Why do I like her so much?Teh!

Mission statement:
I strive to raise awareness of intellectualism, individualism, creativity, maturity, and free thought. I promote neutrality, passivity, and hedonistic mentalities to counter violent, aggressive, and sociopathic behaviors. I try to influence people into thinking for themselves instead of a reliance on mediums, deliberative conjecture, and the general concensus. My goal is a world without borders.

Controversial issues I'm against:
Public in-vitro fertilization, single parent adoption, child abuse (unlike Canada), any abortion laws whatsoever, spanking schools/corporal punishment, capital punishment, illegality of stem cell research/human embryos, illegality of marijauana, concealed carry, same sex marriage, hate crime legislation, affirmative action legislation, satanic cults, illegality of religious expression in schools, illegality of flag desecration, any school dress code, any school drug testing, year-round education, music censorship, biased laws, frivolous law suits, illegality of prostitution, no right to die, illegality of euthanasia

General concerns:
Indifference, evil, violence, hate, narcissism, immaturity, insensitivity, non-objectiveness, ignorance, low intelligence, dehumanization, womanized men, day care centers, single parent adoption, no gun control, no prison reform, warfare, corruption, terrorism, gridlock, inflation, displaced immigration, poor sanitation, pollution, waste, destruction of the natural environment, cynicism, sexism, racism, ageism, coercion, deception, corrupt figures of authority, organized crime, lack of religion, cults, poaching, cruelty to animals, education, public's mental health/rampant psychological disorders, sex & STDs, preventable diseases, viruses, privately owned health care providers, insurance companies, natural disasters, Rachael Ray's gigantic continent-devouring mouth :D

If I happened to permanently sign off......
I want you to know that I lived how I wanted to. Any hard times were easily offset by the good ones. I often looked forward to the day, and was never easily bored. I had few regrets, and there was little that I would have liked changed. No skeletons in my closet, or even the closet to store them. I tried hard to live my life cleanly, so that it could stay guilt free. I understood at a very young age that this was not my home. I was just visiting, and someday it would be time to leave. The wonders of life were constantly pondered and tested, while keeping a great amount of respect at the same time. I tried here and again to make my surroundings a better place for all. And if the weight of the world rested on my shoulders, I would be sure to find the strength to carry it myself. Thanks for the laughs, the cries, and everything between. My only advice is to strive for Godliness. Do this, and only then will you see me again. P.S. God hates country music!a

Music:

Tool, Yellowcard, Evans Blue, Seether, Trapt, Def Tones, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Lost Prophets, Rush, Primus, The Police, Avril Lavigne, Smashing Pumpkins, Esthero, Sneaker Pimps, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Neil Young, David Bowie, Cat Stevens, Evanescence, Korn, Goo Goo Dolls, NIN, Our Lady Peace, System Of A Down, Disturbed, U2, Chingy, Snoop Dogg

Movies:

Running Scared, Kingpin, Elf, The Fifth Element, Point Of No Return, Platoon, Amityvilles, Dogma, Searching For Bobby Fischer, Four Rooms, U-571, Aeon Flux, Groundhog Day, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Batman Begins, Trainspotting, Saving Private Ryan, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Lucky Number Sleven, X-mens, Kill Bills, AP's Scarface, The Protector, Spun

Television:

House, Bones, Antiques Roadshow, Jack Van Impe Presents, The Sopranos, Monday Night Football, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad!, The Simpsons, South Park, King Of The Hill, Seinfeld, Iron Chef, C.O.P.S., The Looney Toons Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SpongeBob SquarePants, Star Trek & TNG, American Idol, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Chappelle's Show, Nova, Hell's Kitchen

Books:

Psychology Today, Scientific American, National Geographic, High Times, Men's Health, Playboy, The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, The Holy Bible, 101 Natural Defenses, Capitalism's Achilles Heel, A Path To Enlightenment, The Art Of War, In Search Of Schrodinger's Cat, The Book of Total Genius, The Spiritual Universe, The Tao of Physics, 1984, F 451

Heroes:

Jesus of Nazereth, his apostles, Galileo Galilei, Leonardo Da Vinci, Sir Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Nathan Bedford Forrest, John Brown, Bertha von Suttner, Jane Addams, Rosa Parks, Sigmund Freud, Martin Luther King, Albert Schweitzer, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Bobby Fischer, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Abbie Hoffman, Maya Keyes, John Pilger, Neil Peart, Steve Irwin, myself
Video games Ghost Recons, Half-life 2, Chessmaster, Heroes of the Pacific, Grand Theft Autos, NBA2K7, Outlaw Golf 2, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zeldas, Unreal Tournament, Jet Moto, The Game of Life, Ninja Gaidens, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, NBA Hangtime, Perfect Dark, Midnight Club 3, Virtua Tennis, Bubble Bobble, Zoo Keeper, Tapper, NFS Carbon, The Hustle: Detroit Streets, Sniper Elite, Fight Nights
Restaurants Taco John's, Pedro's, Chile's, Schlotzski's Deli, Pizza Hut, Sbarro, KFC, Cousin's Subs, Culver's, Red Lobster, Sarku Japan, Denny's, Famous Dave's, Hooters, IHOP, Wendy's, McDonald's, Starbucks, Dairy Queen, Kenny Roger's Roasters, One Potato Two, Mr. Cinder's, Chef Chu's, Krabbe's Kountry Klub, Five Corners, El Azteca's, Wooden Nickel, Dick & Joan's, Black Otter, Colonial House
Beverages Grey Goose L'Orange, Parrot Bay, Malibu, UV grape, Bailey's Irish Cream, Jack Daniels mixers, MD 20/20, Bud Light, Busch Light, Killian's Irish Red, coffee, cappachino, cafe mocha, cafe latte, Diet Pepsi, Diet Dr. Pepper, Diet 7-Up, cream soda, tap root beer, apple cider, orange juice, concorde grape juice, 2% milk, hot chocolate, milk shakes, fresh lemonade, slush, smoothies, Capri Sun, filtered water
Candies Reece's Pieces, Wacky Wafers, Pixy Sticks, Fun Dip, Life Savers, Bottlecaps, Pop Rocks, Gobstoppers, Fizzers, Sprees, Mike 'n Ikes, Skittles, Altoids, Hershey's Almond, Nestle's Crunch, 5th Avenue, Mars, Skor, Tart-n-Tinys, Slo Poke, frozen Charleston Chew, frozen Kit-Kat, Seroogy's, Sixlets, Whoppers, licorice, cinnamon bears, gummy worms, York's PP, angel food, circus peanuts, Swiss chocolate, Godiva

My Blog

Health/Fitness........................Poison-ivy

There is a bumper crop this year of the wretched poison-ivy, poison-oak, and sumac. This blog is meant to provide fast, relevant information about poison-ivy pertaining to your hea...
Posted by J A S on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST

Religion/Philoshophy....................Angel's Reply

"Angel's Reply"   We cry as you cried, and become seperated for a time as prayers go unanswered. Save you we cannot, change things we cannot, for the prison is your own that you must break f...
Posted by J A S on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

Quiz/Survey.......................My super survey at last

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE> ..>..> ..> Really Long Survey (over 200) What is your name?: J A S Are you named after anyone?: I believe not What's your screename?: J A S Would you name a chi...
Posted by J A S on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

Comedy/jokes..................................The 1st grader

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem dude?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister i...
Posted by J A S on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Are you appealing to me?.........................TAKE MY QUIZ!

Your Quiz Has Been Created!Your quiz "How appealing are you to J A S?" has been created. The URL for your quiz is: http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_appealing_are_you_to_j_a_s Don't forget to post me the re...
Posted by J A S on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Writing/Romance......................my romantic passage

Deep in the north woods........Our small, frail tent shelters us near a secret lake hidden by nature. An orange moon holds eerily over tall trees rustling in a gentle breeze. A fire slowly burns, givi...
Posted by J A S on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Economics/Philosophy......capitalism and utilitarianism

It hardly seems likely that persons who view themselves as equals would agree to a principle which may require a lesser life prospects for some, simply for the sake of a greater sum of advantages enjo...
Posted by J A S on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Sports.......my 2006 fantasy football league champions

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Posted by J A S on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST