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JOEL

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About Me

If life was a game of poker. Then right now i got the worst freakin hand ever, and i got half my money in the pot. Oh yea im bad at bluffing.So i have been sick for almost a year and Dr. are botarded and cant tell me what the freak is up.a:hover img {filter: blur(add = 0, direction = 225, strength = 10)}body, a:hover{cursor: url(http://content.cometsystems.com/czcontent/cursors/tinyh. cur);} a:link{cursor: url(http://content.cometsystems.com/czcontent/cursors/tinyh. cur);}.contactTable { position:absolute; left:50%; top:280px; margin-left:-40px; z-index:3; width:350px; background-color:white;} .contactTable {visibility:hidden; border:0px !important;} I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Christopher Jenson
Birthday: May 8th 1986
Birthplace: Redwood City CA
Current Location: Port Chester NY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: lots
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: death/angry women
Your Perfect Pizza: One thats made in NY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live to see next year. Get Coaching job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hmmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Freak
Your Best Physical Feature: My Butt.
Your Bedtime: whenever work is over.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mission.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: solo. so low you cant hear me.
Do you Shower Daily: Daily. try monthly
Have you Been in Love: i dont know
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No im always sick.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes but only to blind women
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the radio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but a box of nutter butters i have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i streak about 2 a week
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: i cant remember i think i had to much to drink last night
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: i have 3 brothers what do you think
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in the middle of a steak dinner.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Teacher/ Coach
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy and Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: 5' to 6'
Weight: not more then me
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 billion or 0
Number of CDs I own: to much
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one its above my butt "exit only" with a arrow going down
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything but then nothing
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My Interests

well Eating was one of them but not anymore. Reading/Studing, Sleeping, Chillin, sports, Idk stuff. I Try anything once.

I'd like to meet:

someone who i can ___ ____ __ _____ ___ ___ ______ _______. ladies you fill in the blanks

Music:

What evers on

Movies:

And again what evers on.

Television:

Still what evers on

Books:

Caesar, a day no pigs will die. Something thats history related

Heroes:

Heroes Well it aint the dickhead that gave me a speeding ticket. Benny Da Dipp is my hero and Patton.