Bullfrogs and Blowjobs |
BULLFROGS AND BLOWJOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. Afterlooking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She toldthe clerk she wanted t...
Posted by Lagina on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Aint That About Nothing?! |
Call me petty. I don't give a rat's arse! A co-worker (let's just call her AF for Annoying Female) was pacing back and forth waiting on another co-worker to arrive to work. I was wondering why AF kept...
Posted by Lagina on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST |
7 Odd Things About Me |
1. Kissing disgusts me! The exchange of bodily fluids in the mouth is an absolute turnoff.
2. I view sports this way--there are two teams. There's a ball&*yawn*
3. I think that hunting is cruel and ba...
Posted by Lagina on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:45:00 PST |
I'm bored...again |
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side and favorite candy.)Elijah Symphony2. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of last name, first three letters of your middle name)...
Posted by Lagina on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST |
Get To Know Me |
Get to know me.Are you a jealous person?:Not really. More envious sometimes than jealous.Hair Color:Depends on the season. Right now it's dark auburn.Do you believe love is forever?:What is love? I've...
Posted by Lagina on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST |
Would You Rather...? |
Would you rather...Stick your tongue on something cold and metal or pee on an electric fence?:Tongue on cold metalDo the dishes or clean the bedroom?:Do the dishesDo your homework or kiss your teacher...
Posted by Lagina on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST |
You're at a Ghetto B-Day Party When... |
1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids. 2. The cake says "Happy Birthday Pookie" instead of the child's name.3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese, but they br...
Posted by Lagina on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST |
Joi!!! Y'all 4got?! |
I cannot believe that I was blessed with Joi's presence today! She has the most beautiful smile and radiant spirit.
This is the artist that officially introduced me to a new sound, a new genre of neo ...
Posted by Lagina on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST |
Women Who Read |
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, a...
Posted by Lagina on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST |
My Made up Survey |
Greatest Accomplishment?Still deciding to live.What's something you always wanted to do? I've always wanted to be able to face my fears headon.Worst thing that has happened to you? Being taken advanta...
Posted by Lagina on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST |
