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Jennifer

Mommy is in time out right now

About Me

Married to a sweet man who should have known better, with two sons, two-year-old Sebastian and sixth-month-old Corbin. I'm back in school to become a midwife, an endeavor that will only take me a decade or so at this pace. But the rewards really are boundless, I know what the medulla oblongata does. In the meanwhile I spend my days hanging with the fellow members of the June Cleaver Fan Club, working part-time for Google, and watching flabbergasted while two little guys get bigger and sassier every day.

My Interests

Yoga and pilates, hiking, swimming, web design, SCUBA, reading, motorcycles, ripping on the government while not doing much to change it, tattoos, midwifery, barefoot cooking while rearin' babies, and most of all -- my hot husband.

I'd like to meet:

Punky parents and mental giants.

Movies:

Really? The last movie I saw in the theater that I loved was Kill Bill? It's been that long? But ... but ...For a rollicking good transgender time: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Priscilla Queen of the DesertArty movies that most of my friends hate: Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, What Dreams May ComeShakespeary goodness: Midsummers Nights Dream, Much Ado About Nothing, Romeo + JulietWas it made after April 20, 2005? If it was amazing I probably haven't heard of it, and I definitely haven't seen it. I can tell you all about my son's love/hate relationship with peas, though.

Television:

Just about anything that everybody else discovered two years ago -- I want to see the whole thing on DVD, in one weekend, with no commercials, and don't call me, damnit. Six Feet Under, 24, Dead Like Me, Robot Chicken, Daily Show, Mythbusters, Miami Ink, Family Guy, American Dad.

Books:

Tom Robbins. Tom Wolfe. Robin Hobb. John Updike. Pam England. David Sedaris. Neil Gaiman (please, Neil, I'll do anything!) Neal Stephenson. Isaac Asimov. Midori Snyder, but only for that one book. Spider Robinson. Hemingway, because no other author so despises the comma. Sarah Vowell. Jon Stewart. George R.R. Martin. Michael Chabon. Chuck Palahaniuk. Kurt Vonnegut. Shel Silverstein. Jane Smiley.

Heroes:



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