Things you may or may not know about me. Presented in the form of a time line.
1975 - Bust on the scene like Mean Joe Green
1977 - Saw my first movie, "Star Wars"
1981 - Lost my first tooth in the school cafeteria. It was found in someone else's turnip greens
1985 - Wrecked my neighbor's mini bike into his family's above ground swimming pool, thus flooding their yard
1988 - Hit by a car
1989 - Served as the 15th man on the undefeated Holmes Jr. High Basketball team
1990 - Awarded 9th grade superlative for 'Best Dressed'
1993 - Graduated High School without honors
1994 - Blew chicken wing out of my nose
1999 - Married Anna Banana Asbury and moved to Nashville
2000 - Formed the group Daybreak with three other turds
2001 - Reese Witherspoon cut in front of me as I was buying Milk Duds in Blockbuster
2003 - Daybreak's first album is named by CMT as one of the Top Ten Bluegrass Albums of the year
2006 - After 13 years, I graduated from Belmont University
2008 - Ran my first half-marathon
