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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I hope to gather here before me the world's deadliest assassins. I would also like to meet girls of a certain... caliber. By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it. Your results:
You are Batman

Batman 80%
Robin 70%
Iron Man 70%
Hulk 65%
Superman 55%
Supergirl 55%
Wonder Woman 55%
The Flash 55%
Green Lantern 50%
Spider-Man 40%
Catwoman 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
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What the hell

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Will Birthday: 9/23/72 Birthplace: Houma Current Location: Prairieville Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Shaved Height: 6ft3 Right Handed or Left Hand...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 19:31:00 GMT