About Me

I drink beer...sometimes. I run...when my leg isn't broken. I have a degree in marketing from Kent State University, I graduated summa cum laude, and I'm still trying to figure that out. I work at a job that you would never know existed if you didn't have it, or didn't know someone like me. One time I went to war, it was awful, another time, I rode in a tiki bar down Highland Avenue, it was awesome. I am obsessive about any sports team with 'Cleveland' in front of their name. Other than that, I am seriously into hanging out and other things pertaining to stuff.

My Interests

Nibblin' on sponge cake and watching the sun bake. Oh, and you know that part near the end of 'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?' when John Turturro and George Clooney are dancing on stage......yeah, that too.

I'd like to meet:

My former self

Music:

"I wish you would....come pick me up, take me out, fuck me up, steal my records, screw all my friends, behind my back...with a smile on your face, and then do it again." - Ryan Adams. The Clash, Ben Harper, Counting Crows, AC/DC, Tegan and Sara, U.S. Bombs, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffett, The Donnas, Houseguest, Elvis, Johnny Thunders (New York Dolls), The Black Keys.

Movies:

Strange Brew, Big Trouble In Little China, and The Big Lebowski.

Television:

Marquee Moon

Books:

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Heroes:

Jimmy Buffett

My Blog

The Lottery Store

So, here's the thing, I don't have any specific problem with the lottery. In fact, I love the idea that somebody can throw down a couple bucks and can win much more. However, I begin to ha...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

I wouldn't believe it...if I wasn't living it

p.s. You know I'm serious about something when I'm not watching a Browns game because of it. My first day of work is tomorrow and I am making my final preparations for it....and, there's a Brown...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST

"Ain't this position familiar darlin'?" - P.B.B.

So, during the time when my tastes for music were really being developed, I began liking heavy stuff like metallica and the like. As I got older, I fell into a new group of friends that moved me...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

Maybe my friends are right....am I gay?

Romantic, sensual, caringYou prefer to make love. You like the intimacy that comes with sex and you are a very loyal person. http://img.quizuniverse.com/sexpersonality-bg.jpg); background-repea...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST

The next year and a half

So, while talking to a drunk friend tonight he gave me a profound realization. Honestly, it does hold true I think, and I hope other people my age and below think so as well. When discussi...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

...and the credits rolled

I like analogies. I think they're a great way to understand the multitude of things I experience in life that I have no backround knowledge to comprehend. I had an analogy moment last nigh...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:07:00 PST

Like everything else...that happened

So, as with every absurdly long day, a long list of observations results.Drinking before 9 a.m. tends to make your liver whimper like a beaten dog.Watching people have a good time is one of ...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:25:00 PST

Bullet points

Is is one word or two? Why is is not April 2? I'm sinking. Everything was going well until that question about police cars. Why do people insist on doing those surveys on the bulletin thing? More so, ...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

The problem with college...

Now, for the record, I know that I have a thing with finding the problem with everything. Not that I am a completely depressing pessimist, I just like to think of myself as highly perceptive.&nb...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:47:00 PST

The most underrated soda ever....

I want to make an official announcement concerning the most underrated soda of all time. Also, as long as today isn't already taken by some garbage like "Take your iguana to work day" or "Plumbe...
Posted by Kid Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST