Let Me In |
So I know she stepped out of the Capuchins and froze in the doorway, her silhouette framed in the light from inside. She had her hair up, I remember the sharp outline of stray curls and dangling wisps...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:19:00 GMT |
The Lady and the Tramp |
I should have hot water for this. Shaving with cold water feels a lot more like plucking, and it's fucking sore. I remember plucking turkeys before Christmas a couple of times. I'd take a week off sch...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:08:00 GMT |
Every Rose has its Thorn |
The Garden of Remembrance. Remembering what, exactly? I know I've forgotten a lot here, and even now I see a few familiar faces getting stuck in to the cans at eleven o' clock in the morning. There's ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:57:00 GMT |
Making the Girls Cry |
It started over spare ribs. I was telling Adrianna about Manuel and his fall from the tightrope, breaking several ribs. "At least he might have been able to pleasure himself after that" I said. "Didn'...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:02:00 GMT |
King of the Tinkers |
I went to get my socks and kaks off Mrs Rooney the other day and had a minor Road to Damascus experience. What kind of fucker pisses himself and, occasionally, has been known to shit himself, and rel...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:15:00 GMT |
Adrianna |
Adrianna. That's her name. I heard Jim call her that the other day. Adrianna. It's very exotic, Italian or something. Just not the sort of colour you expect to see round here. A nice bit of colour tho...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:48:00 GMT |
The eye of the Tiger |
The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive...
What does this mean?? I love it, but maybe that's because it brings me to a better time and place. Or maybe I like to think of...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:28:00 GMT |
God's Toenail |
Ah, what is the stars? Wouldnt it be mad to be up there now, swingin from them like a big apewith elastic arms that never miss their star. I can feel the great swoosh! at the bottom of each swing alt...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 13:46:00 GMT |
But Enough About Me |
But enough about me...what about those Law Girls? I see them clip clopping up the street with a load of papers in their arms, case notes or whatever. They seem eager. Legal secretaries, trainee barris...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:11:00 GMT |
The clown and the whisky |
My name is Rocky. I live on the floor!!Ha! Homeless humour there just isnt enough of it, homeless guys doing stand up about being homeless. The pathos!! The tragedy Im sure someone could sell it, some...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:30:00 GMT |
