MEN please read rules before proceeding 1)Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them. 2)If you want to control someone sleep with your remote. 3)I always choose vanilla lattes over men-Always! 4)99% right 1% I'll never admit it 5)My sexual preference is NO! 6)My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray. 7)It's not the size that counts, It's...no, wait size does count! 8)Girls are made of sugar, spice and 'this one' is nothing but nice. 9)Some men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them FOREVER! That's why I choose tile flooring. 10)If you treat me like shit just save your breath for your inflatable date