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Jacob

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz hereI'm one of the dumbest intelligent people you'll probably meet. I act like I'm four, and rationalize like I'm forty. There's a lot of stuff in life that you're suppose to take lightly, well I go above and beyond that stuff, some say I can not be serious, oh well. I enjoy meeting new people, but if you're one to message, "Hey I like your profile, let me know if you want to chat!" or you're just going to send me a random friend request, don't bother.
Peace,
Jake
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My Interests

Driving is my main interest, going right along with that, Volkswagens, Buells, 4x4s. I also like playing around outdoors, galavanting, and whatnot. For indoor fun, I browse the International Network, play some Xbox live every now and then, and watch some movies. I do go out often, whether it's having a few beers, having a bite to eat, or debauchery on the dance floor I have some fun.

I'd like to meet:

Harland Williams, he's the man. Dinner and a movie with Salma Hayek would be neat too.

Music:

I listen to almost everything, minus Gospel. What I can think of right now, The Steve Miller Band, Bad Religion, Electric Six, Flaw, Anberlin, CKY, HIM, Authority Zero, Nonpoint, Keoki, Bloodhound Gang, Dead Season, Loki, Rustic Overtones, Paranoid Social Club, Disturbed, Nelly, Outkast, 12 Stones, Type O Negative, Edgewater, Linkin Park, and various punk covers.

Movies:


I enjoy watching ones I haven't seen before, with a few exceptions, Superbad, Hot Fuzz, Super Troopers, Space Balls, Days of Thunder, etc. If you haven't seen them yet, I would suggest Arlington Road, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Conspiracy Theory, Enemy of the State, and Joe Dirt.Two movies not to watch, "Being John Malkovich", worse movie I've ever seen, and at a close second "Going Overboard" yes Adam Sandler is in it, but my 8 year old cousin has made home movies that were better than that bomb "no budget movie."

Television:

A way to keep myself active is not having cable... I only watch TV late at night, and I'm limited to the channels I can watch, so... Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien are the late night hosts I enjoy the most. If I had the channels I'd watch Top Gear, Viva La Bam, Overhaulin' and anything on The Speed Channel or Speedvision, unless it's Nascar. Oh yeah, and I'm addicted to Hell's Kitchen.

Books:

I enjoy Steinbeck. I read books that are free, or people let me borrow when I have time. My favorite book is "The Cup of Gold" by John Steinbeck

Heroes:

Charlie Chaplin, Bill Cosby, Robin Williams, Harland Williams, Jeff Dunham, Tom Green, Dave Chapelle, Will Ferrell, seeing a pattern here?

My Blog

Here’s what’s up.

Yo kids this is how it is.  I want more, but I can't have it, especially right now.  They are not there, not for me anyways.  I am concerned, but not assertive to find it.  I fear ...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:31:00 PST

My Schedule

A lot has changed in my career/life, and people have been asking me plenty of questions about it.  I figured I’d go ahead and try to answer some common questions I get in a blog.  So h...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

Yeah the breakup, good times.

You have to turn on yer cookies. Click here for the breakup. You have to turn on yer cookies. ...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Weird Al hit the nail on the head.

This video is so everyday relationship. Mad props to Weird Al on this one.Trapped In The Drive-Thru Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Harley Davidson, What?

Here's a Harley I'd consider. Here's the stats released by Harley-Davidson thus far. # XR 750-inspired styling# 1200cc air-cooled V-Twin with downdraft fuel injection (85-90 HP target)# Specially...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

This iw smy drunaken blowgh

OK ehr ghose so I have na't bposted a blogn ain whiles, I'd fgiurtre tonight owuld be ag aoone dnight because i' hada a few too amnw y bearz.  So what to alk boabut int hsi blog.   Wellf fir...
Posted by Jacob on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST

Hey Buddy!

Here Are Some Pictures of Buddy Wearing His Fashionable New Designer Jacket. ...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

Somber

So, my car, which was running, alright, not great, but no major problems, got awful loud under acceleration and started to rattle when in 1st gear this weekend.  As the volume went up, and the ra...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST

By Request

I didn't think it was that great, but other people did, so here you all go.  A drunken bulletin from a few weeks ago. SCrherw all the shit I say about not wantinga areliationship. I'd love to hav...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

Whoa is me.

Here's a little excerpt of my auto-bio from a coupla months ago. Mixers, a friday night ritual for a few of us guys. Well, we're standin' there mindin' our own business, drinkin' beers, and Sea Jay p...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST