hate |
I hate 2 things. Racism, and white people.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:47:00 GMT |
Orgasm |
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?A. They think men care.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:06:00 GMT |
Make up and perfume |
Q. Why do women wear make up and perfume?A. Because they're ugly, and they smell bad.
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:33:00 GMT |
Rollerblading |
Q. What's the hardest part about rollerblading?A. Having to tell your parents you're gay.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
Sticky |
Q. What's brown and sticky?A. A stick.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
Ugly mother |
You're mother is so ugly, she's even ugly in the dark.When she went camping, the bears built a fire to keep her away.She's even ugly in braille. She once asked a mirror who was the fairest of them al...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:05:00 GMT |
The End |
Hey, I cut something awesome.http://www.theendthefilm.com/See.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
microwave |
Q. What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?A. I don't know I was too busy masterbating.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
An historical drunk |
Q. Why didn't Hitler drink?A. He was a mean drunk.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:37:00 GMT |
Have you checked out micheal motorcycle's art? |
Do yourself a favor, check his shit out.http://www.myspace.com/michaelmotorcycle
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:29:00 GMT |
