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Nick

Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh.............Achoo!

About Me

All you need to know is here somewhere, maybe, possibly. Anything else isn't.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

My beautiful girlfriend,My two awesome puppies Hoggle and Odon, The crazyness that is China, Partying good and hard, Chilling out, Fish, All things science, Funny stuff, etc, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who fancies themselves as a bit of a carrot-handler, mine seem to have gotten a little out of control. I cant feed them anymore, they try to bite my leg off and I have to beat them back with a big pointy stick. So if you think you may be able to do something with them let me know, I am open to suggestions. And pretty much anyone else who is at least a little interesting.

Music:

In no particular order: Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Muse, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, coMA Kai, Chilli Peppers, Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Eels, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Audioslave, System of a Down, Plaid, Massive Attack, Faithless, DJ Shadow, Incubus, Flaming Lips, Sikth, Mr Scruff, Rahzel, Mars Volta, Roni Size, Metallica, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Deftones, Apes, Pigs and Spacemen, St Germain, Prodigy, Lab 4, Chemical Brothers, Infected Mushroom, Idlewild, Cypress Hill, Skunk Anansie, Queen, Rink-a-Dink, Sparta, At The Drive In, DaftPunk, Rza, Wu Tang, Marilyn Manson, King Crimson, Andy C, Adam F, Plump DJs, Krafty Kuts, Basement Jaxx, DJ Yoda, Tiesto, Mauro Picotto.

Movies:

Monty Python's Holy Grail, Life of Brian, And Now For Something Completely Different, The Meaning of Life. How to Irritate People, Clockwise, Jabberwocky, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Kill Bill 1+2, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Stigmata, The Crow, Ice Age, Desparado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Leon, Requeim For A Dream, American Beauty, Human Traffic, Spinal Tap, Evolution, Unbreakable, Fifth Element, Blade 1+2, The Big Lebowski, Dogma, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dazed and Confused, Small Soldiers, Apocalypse Now, Billy Maddison, Happy Gilmore, Waynes World 1+2, Cannibal the Musical, Shaun of the Dead, White Men Can't Jump, Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Ghost Dog, Irriversable, Labrynth, Withnail and I, A Very Long Engagement, A Beautiful Mind, Pi, Natural Born Killers, What About Bob, Short Circuit 1+2, The Talented Mr Ripley, Ripley's Game, Men In Black 2.

Television:

Black Books, Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere, Peep Show, Spaced, Qi, The Book Group, Brasseye, I'm Alan Partridge, Men Behaving Badly, Futurama, Have I Got News For You, Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, CSI, Without a Trace, The Shield, Ed Edd n Eddy, Johnny Bravo, Law and Order (all 3), Shameless, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, 24.

Books:

A Million Little Pieces, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, A Short History Of Nearly Everything, Journey to the Centre of the Earth, anything by Kim Newman, Robert Rankin, Hunter.S.Thompson, Dr. Seuss. Am currently reading-

Heroes:

My Grandad, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble(the guy is pure genius), John Cleese(for obvious reasons), the rest of the Python crew, Billy Corgan.

My Blog

Whistles

Were made to stop people having FUN!
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST

Weapons of Mass Destruction

I know what they found in Iraq, it was cutlery! They didn't lie after all! Thank Goodness for that!       P.S. Confused? Read Duels next.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST

Duels

I almost had one the other night at dinner. I was challenged to a duel but when I went to grab my knife and fork I had found they had been turned into 2 sticks of wood. I spy a cunning way to sto...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

Country Music

Is truely, truely, truely terrible. So imagine my horror when I heard Chinese country music. It was so bad I just wanted to pull my toes off and stick them in my ears.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

Sun

The following was inspired by the song 'Rain Rain Go Away'   Sun Sun Where have you gone? Please back again today.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

(Ballroom) Dancing In The Streets

The hit Lionel Ritchie tune must mean he has been here and was inspired. If only they had shot him when he tried to get in. They would've done everyone a favour.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

Milk (2)

Comes from cows, not beans. Unless of course said cows have eaten said beans. Even then it still comes from milk.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

Rain........

In rainy season Goes up, comes down Goes up, comes down Goes up, comes down Goes up, comes down Goes up, comes down etc. etc.   And then if your really lucky..... Comes down, goes up Comes down, ...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:03:00 PST

The New Fashion

Day-Glo pink vest tops are THE next big thing! Unless I have seen the exact same old guy in 3 different towns in 2 days. Whichever it is, I'm getting me one.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

Stalkers

I had one once, it only lasted 300 metres as he fell off his bike. I only wish I could have seen the video he was taking before he hit the back of the van. Not that I am big headed or anything.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST