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The Snuggler

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About Me

I am a solid man. I do solid things. I got a cock like a donkey hard as a rock, and a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox. href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBpbXAtbXktcH JvZmlsZS5jb20v"
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My Interests


Pimped By MySpaceStuff.org Carolina Panthers (the illest football squadron in all the land).Alcohol, buying alcohol, consuming alcohol, video games, bangin me some pringles cans (it's the only thing that i fits in). and music, i loves me some music. Also chillin and grillin and general jerk assery.

I'd like to meet:

Prince: the man is a genius. People think he's gay, but let's be cereal, the man pulls more girls than Wilt Chamberlain and Pee Wee Herman combined. I'd also like to meet myself so i can make sexy time. It's not gay, it's masturbation, and i am big like can of pringles.

Music:

evrything but country (R.Kelly Trapped in the Closet = best song in the history of time).Especially, Gnarles Barkley, The Roots, Hybrid, audioslave,LCD Soundsystem, Gym Class Heroes and my man Skateboard P, yessirr! Also Gorillaz, the chemical brothers, and much, much more!!

Movies:

Grandma's Boy = Pack like mothafucka. Team America, Borat, Boondock Saints all equal in their packness. click this shit so I win ;-)

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, G4tv,lost and porn of course;-) wink!

Books:

The Kama Sutra. How the fuck am i supposed to do that shit? I can't twist my penis like a pretzel that shit hurts, seriously. But shit, nigga can't stop tryin

Heroes:

Iron Man, Wolverine, Batman, Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, and the stay puft marshmellowman (that guy is so soft and tasty.)

My Blog

Winston’s song

An update to my post about that son of a bitch cat known as Winston,. Yeah he overstayed his welcome when he started to walk on my face at 5 in the morning.  So I sold him to the China House conv...
Posted by The Snuggler on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

anybody out there?

My last post i called for an informal poll regarding what you all thought santa said i'd shoot my eye out with. Nobody is responding, even though i can clearly see SOMEBODY is reading. ...
Posted by The Snuggler on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST

s.claus

Let's get one thing straight right now. out in the open, no holds barred. Yes that is santa in the pic with me, and yes he did tell me i'd shoot my eye out. With what? That is up to you. informal...
Posted by The Snuggler on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST

kittens and shit

let's see, its about 5 in the morn, i'm fucked up out my gord, and i gots a black kitten named winston zedmore, after the sole black ghostbuster.  life is awesome. thanbk you rob turbiak, yo...
Posted by The Snuggler on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

Highway hooliganry

Ok, the weirdest shit happened to me today on good 'ol interstate 84.  Actually it's not all that good anymore, not after what happened today.  I  was minding my own business rocki...
Posted by The Snuggler on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:22:00 PST

Blowout sale!!!

Ok, I rediscovered another bane to my existence today, the blowout hair cut.  Worn exclusively by douche bags and wannabe gotti's world wide. Anyone who has it autmatically thinks they can&n...
Posted by The Snuggler on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Extremely fucking bored at work

Wanna know what's absolutley great? I'm at work right now getting paid to talk to myself on this blog. Actually,  it would be a whole lot better if i had a kitten licking my nuts right now&n...
Posted by The Snuggler on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

The day after yesterday

I just heard the most god awful news ever in the history of man.  Supposedly mother nature is gonna kick everyone in the nuts by dumping up to five feet on us folk here in east bumblefuck, I...
Posted by The Snuggler on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

Northeast PA, inherent balls sucker?

Zippity fucking doo da, northeast pa, you are officially my estranged lover.  Why?  not only do my parents love you, for some unknown  reason, but I for one, hate your guts.  Not o...
Posted by The Snuggler on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Robots; natures's whipping boy?

Ok, these hot ass female myspace robots have got to stop messaging me with their hot robotness.  Sure from time to time i  like some stinky, wet, luke warm robot sexy time, but the time i'm ...
Posted by The Snuggler on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST