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i'm the kind of friend your mom won't let you hang out with. i was the last person who got drunk at your party. i was the first person who got high. i have the extraordinary talent of finding my way home totally drunk and wasted and without any cash. i called you at 4 in the morning and told you that i miss you, mistaking you for my girlfriend. i like hangover with adobo and yakisoba in the morning. i don't sleep during the night. i was drinking the first and the last time we met and i'm still drinking now. i believe in searching for the one true love that you are destined to meet in your lifetime. i believe in the benefits of marijuana. i'm the person you'll never forget. i'm the person you can't understand no matter how long we've been hangin out. i like beer and pasta. i don't think you know me. i'm crazy and i don't give a shit what you think. i love you with all my fuckin heart you piece of shit! i live in my own reality and you can't force me to live in another. this is my rock 'n' roll, this is my life.