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You Are 666% Weird
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Wicked Magician.Where You Lived: Mesopotamia.How You Died: Failed summoning an apocalyptic meteor and spontaneously combusted upon finishing the spell... Who gives a fuck who you were in a past Life?
You Are 12 Years Old
12 Under 12: (innocent) You are a kid at heart. You think that zebra and giraffes should have sex and make a Gibra! You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe but still want to blow it up, just for shits and giggles.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world by fucking everyone you meet and fucking over anyone who isn't down with your style.20-29: You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences, but instead of doing anything worthwhile, you waste your most important years drinking, sampling drugs, and coming up with some great fucked up stories to tell your 'accident' of a child.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more wang and neden so you start fucking your offspring but eventually you'll get caught you sick piece of shit.40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax with some meds you grumpy old fuck. Close your eyes, see yourself and stop judging others for once... Oh and watch your step to hell fucker. What Age Do You Act?
L Loser
O Outrageous
K Kinky
I Insane
J Juggalo
A Ambitious
U Useful
F Furious
E Easy
Y Young
J Joker
A Asshole
R Random
S Sinful
O Old School
N Nifty
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You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.
Hot
100%
Violent
100%
Wet
75%
Sweet
75%
Exciting
75%
Soft
69%
Awkward
1%
Shy
1%
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What are some good things to bring to the Gathering?
A Juggalo in the wild should be prepared. Some things you can pack that might help you out during the weekend include:
*Camping gear (tent, flashlights, sleeping bags, rain gear, etc.)
*Cameras and Video Recorders
*Backpacks and travel bags to carry stuff in
*Bug spray and bug torches
*Cell phones and communicators
*Water bottles and canteens
*Ninja suits, costumes of any kind
*Face paint
*Juggalo Pride
2. What did you do last night? Smoked with my girl and reminisced of my teen years.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? a wow patch
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? Not enough times to get addicted, but yes
5. Last time you swam in a pool? It's been to long... ppl piss in those fuckers
6. What are you wearing? Some faygo and whatever that was i was just eating...
7. How many cars have you owned? 5
8. Type of music you dislike most? Mainstream.
9. Are you registered to vote? Voting is for political fuck offs and hellbound sinners, no ty
10. Do you have cable? Yes, and I can strangle you like shaggz with them
11. What kind of computer do you use? Endgame Laptop
12. Ever made a prank phone call? Called yo momma and said I was you, then I asked her if she wanted to fuck... she said yes... sleep with the lights on if you know whats good for you.
13. You like anyone right now? Yes and I'm hitting that neden like a pro
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Fuck yea, don't need a cord or parachute, just give me my axe and its fucking on!
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Montana
16. Do you have a garden? yes but Black tends to it for me... I'm a lazy fuck, I know how but I'd rather smoke a blunt and watch someone else do it
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Evil Ernie
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Fuck america and any other country that claims love peace unity equality and freedom... it's all a load a shit
19. Shower, morning or night? Both, got one of those nasty allergies that makes me sick when I'm covered in other ppls fuckin skin mites
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Idiocracy and Evil Bong
21. Favorite pizza toppings? Cheese muthafucko
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips n dip
23. What cell phone provider do you have? T-Moblow
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What the fuck? This can't seriously be a question...
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yes because we all know I'm a flaming retard? But I do a freek show if you put a quarter in my pocket
26. Orange Juice or apple? Strawberry, but thanks for offering, fag.
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Myself and some psycho kids at taco hell
28. favorite chocolate bar? Yes it is, and if you touch it again ya lose your fuckin knuckles
29. Who is your longest friend and how long? ..'Jesus..' Addams for 8 long fuckin years, down till the end homie
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? about 16 years ago but who gives a fuck?
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Ya but I shoved it up a fat lady's ass and well... it's stuck
32. Favorite artist? Insane Clown Posse
33. Favorite computer game? World of Warcrack
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? No because those fuckers put me to sleep
35. Sprite or 7-UP? Faygo
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? No shit? such is life
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? Vibrating cock ring
38. Ever thrown up in public? On purpose plenty of times, never on accident though... that's just not my Juggalo Style
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Neither, I'd rather be dead, but if I have to be alive... more money = more weed for me and my homies, BLAM!
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I love my queen with all my being, one day I shall prove to her my undying heart that she helped to taint and bless. I love ganja and juggalettes, so sure why the fuck not
41. Can exes just be friends? .exe = executable file, X's as in the people you used to be with and sometimes want to kill... Why not... some of them still like me! lol
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? myself and uh... my dead grandpa bob
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? As a preteen-teen yup
44. What message is on your voicemail machine? A lame one, don't call it
45. Where would you like to go right now? Shangri-la, wtf kind of question is this? Wherever my queen is... somewhere far from here.
46. What was the name of your first pet? Scrappy-Doo
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? Tote bag: cannabis, laptop, a sharp axe and something I could stab you with
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? Suicide Hotline.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? My queen hasn't forgotten me or my love for her. She remains vigilant through all the trials we have faced together and apart.
50. What do you think about most? Dying... I wanna die so I can fly
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