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Off Duty Ninja of SIN (icML)

I would have told her then, she was the only thing, that I could love in this dying world, but the s

About Me

WICKED CLOWNS!
4 Life Down with the clown!If you really want to know... Nah. Won't even waste your time.
You Are 666% Weird
So fucking weird and wicked that normal people want to break into tears when they see you and attempt to kill themselves. How Weird Are You?
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Wicked Magician.Where You Lived: Mesopotamia.How You Died: Failed summoning an apocalyptic meteor and spontaneously combusted upon finishing the spell... Who gives a fuck who you were in a past Life?
You Are 12 Years Old
12 Under 12: (innocent) You are a kid at heart. You think that zebra and giraffes should have sex and make a Gibra! You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe but still want to blow it up, just for shits and giggles.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world by fucking everyone you meet and fucking over anyone who isn't down with your style.20-29: You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences, but instead of doing anything worthwhile, you waste your most important years drinking, sampling drugs, and coming up with some great fucked up stories to tell your 'accident' of a child.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more wang and neden so you start fucking your offspring but eventually you'll get caught you sick piece of shit.40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax with some meds you grumpy old fuck. Close your eyes, see yourself and stop judging others for once... Oh and watch your step to hell fucker. What Age Do You Act?
L Loser
O Outrageous
K Kinky
I Insane
J Juggalo
A Ambitious
U Useful
F Furious
E Easy
Y Young
J Joker
A Asshole
R Random
S Sinful
O Old School
N Nifty
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You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Hot


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Violent


100%

Wet


75%

Sweet


75%

Exciting


75%

Soft


69%

Awkward


1%

Shy


1%
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What are some good things to bring to the Gathering?

A Juggalo in the wild should be prepared. Some things you can pack that might help you out during the weekend include:


*Camping gear (tent, flashlights, sleeping bags, rain gear, etc.)
*Cameras and Video Recorders
*Backpacks and travel bags to carry stuff in
*Bug spray and bug torches
*Cell phones and communicators
*Water bottles and canteens
*Ninja suits, costumes of any kind
*Face paint
*Juggalo Pride

1. whats your name spelt backwards? arzA ro xobhcnuL
2. What did you do last night? Smoked with my girl and reminisced of my teen years.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? a wow patch
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? Not enough times to get addicted, but yes
5. Last time you swam in a pool? It's been to long... ppl piss in those fuckers
6. What are you wearing? Some faygo and whatever that was i was just eating...
7. How many cars have you owned? 5
8. Type of music you dislike most? Mainstream.
9. Are you registered to vote? Voting is for political fuck offs and hellbound sinners, no ty
10. Do you have cable? Yes, and I can strangle you like shaggz with them
11. What kind of computer do you use? Endgame Laptop
12. Ever made a prank phone call? Called yo momma and said I was you, then I asked her if she wanted to fuck... she said yes... sleep with the lights on if you know whats good for you.
13. You like anyone right now? Yes and I'm hitting that neden like a pro
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Fuck yea, don't need a cord or parachute, just give me my axe and its fucking on!
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Montana
16. Do you have a garden? yes but Black tends to it for me... I'm a lazy fuck, I know how but I'd rather smoke a blunt and watch someone else do it
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Evil Ernie
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Fuck america and any other country that claims love peace unity equality and freedom... it's all a load a shit
19. Shower, morning or night? Both, got one of those nasty allergies that makes me sick when I'm covered in other ppls fuckin skin mites
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Idiocracy and Evil Bong
21. Favorite pizza toppings? Cheese muthafucko
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips n dip
23. What cell phone provider do you have? T-Moblow
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What the fuck? This can't seriously be a question...
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yes because we all know I'm a flaming retard? But I do a freek show if you put a quarter in my pocket
26. Orange Juice or apple? Strawberry, but thanks for offering, fag.
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Myself and some psycho kids at taco hell
28. favorite chocolate bar? Yes it is, and if you touch it again ya lose your fuckin knuckles
29. Who is your longest friend and how long? ..'Jesus..' Addams for 8 long fuckin years, down till the end homie
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? about 16 years ago but who gives a fuck?
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Ya but I shoved it up a fat lady's ass and well... it's stuck
32. Favorite artist? Insane Clown Posse
33. Favorite computer game? World of Warcrack
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? No because those fuckers put me to sleep
35. Sprite or 7-UP? Faygo
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? No shit? such is life
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens? Vibrating cock ring
38. Ever thrown up in public? On purpose plenty of times, never on accident though... that's just not my Juggalo Style
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? Neither, I'd rather be dead, but if I have to be alive... more money = more weed for me and my homies, BLAM!
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I love my queen with all my being, one day I shall prove to her my undying heart that she helped to taint and bless. I love ganja and juggalettes, so sure why the fuck not
41. Can exes just be friends? .exe = executable file, X's as in the people you used to be with and sometimes want to kill... Why not... some of them still like me! lol
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? myself and uh... my dead grandpa bob
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid? As a preteen-teen yup
44. What message is on your voicemail machine? A lame one, don't call it
45. Where would you like to go right now? Shangri-la, wtf kind of question is this? Wherever my queen is... somewhere far from here.
46. What was the name of your first pet? Scrappy-Doo
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? Tote bag: cannabis, laptop, a sharp axe and something I could stab you with
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone? Suicide Hotline.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? My queen hasn't forgotten me or my love for her. She remains vigilant through all the trials we have faced together and apart.
50. What do you think about most? Dying... I wanna die so I can fly
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My Interests

Lets start a list that may never end........ Ok I'm done. ap????f??? (and if you know what that means, get with me later) Beaches, Cemetaries, Dark Wave clubs, Coffee Shops, ICP, Twiztid, Necro, Three 6 Mafia, WoW, FF series, Poetry, Dead bodies, Abandoned Factories, Fetish shows, Invader Zim (GIR!), Gary the Snail, Rob Zombie, Inuyasha, Akira, DB, DnB, Trance, Techno, Assemblage 23, Neuroticfish, Zeromancer, MM, Def Tones, Soulfly, Hed pe, KmK, Blaze, Esham!!! plenty of endless crap.

I'd like to meet:

--- Ali Baba, The Butterfly waiting in Shangri-La, Joe Bruce, Marilyn Manson, The Pope (*pets his mtech*), You? Maybe... Are you down with the clown?

Music:

Much listed above, others? Just ask.

Movies:

All Jim Carey movies (even dumb and dumber and cable guy). House of 1000 corpses. Kill Bill (1). All Stephen King inspired movies. Movies w/ drug addict characters, Spun, Half Baked, Kids, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, etc. Party Monster. Big Money Hustlas (like you didn't see that coming). Strangeland (You rule Dee Snider, fuck the critics). Ringu. Parasite Eve. Noir. Various Foreign films. Death to Smoochy. Friday series. Final Fantasy Spirits Within. DNA series. Kung Pow Enter the Fist. Star Wars Series. Spiderman (all of them). Batman (all of them, esp the first 2). Forest Gump. LOTR series. MIB (will smith rules). Cast Away (I would talk to a basketball). Almost every movie and stand up with Robin Williams. X-Men series (cartoon and other). Back to the Future (all of'm). Gladiator. Many medieval movies that I've since forgotten the names of. All of Kevin Smith's movies, esp Clerks (37 dicks!). Matrix series. Gangs of New York. SotL, Hannibal. Others I just don't feel like fuckin postin. Name it, I'll give u my worthless opinion.

Television:

Adult Swim w/ the exception to a few shows. Fear Factor (babes eating bugs, kinky). Invader Zim. Rocko's Modern Life. Ren and Stimpy. 2 stupid dogs. Courage the cowardly dog. Barely anything MTV related. Toons... good ones. Just ask.

Books:

Books... depends... fictional shit is annoying... unless it's bloody...

Heroes:

BATMAN, MM, Joe Bruce, Neuroticfish, Crew of Assemblage 23, Fat Kids (because they're hard to kidnap! and even harder to dispose of their dead body once you do).

My Blog

Tell me why...

    Tell me why it is in a world that claims nothing but love i feel such hate and jealousy, so much pain and suffering where was promised so much relief and comfort... Did I come to cr...
Posted by Off Duty Ninja of SIN (icML) on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

Beloved

My beloved, I am aloneWaiting by the phoneFor your call I will waitFor your love I anticipateThere is no greater truthThan our promises from youthThat we will grow oldEach other we will holdAnd if lif...
Posted by Off Duty Ninja of SIN (icML) on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

I forgot, but they remember

All these people keep telling me... "I knew you"... "Didn't you...?"... "was that you?"... I don't know them, but somehow they know me. Who are all you crazy fucking people stalking me? wait wait... t...
Posted by Off Duty Ninja of SIN (icML) on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

Forgive me. Right?

Everyone knows I'm lazy... Noone knows just how lazy though. Or addicted? So maybe there's other things on my mind... World of Warcrack is the best. Warcraft. My bad, addictive... *drools* And t...
Posted by Off Duty Ninja of SIN (icML) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST