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graceslashkate

About Me

I've been described as a "vicious pit bull" by one of my high school teachers. Given the tender relationship we formed over the seventy-minute hour blocks during which I either made polite chit-chat with my classmates or laid my head on my desk while she performed unwanted clitoro..omies on fully concious little girls at hers, I think she has the deepest insight into my personality.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A four-foot black, Native-American, six-toed lesbian who has political ambition. I will campaign heavily for her to be the first midget, black person, Native American, six-toed person, open homosexual, and (most out-there, I know) WOMAN president. I'd like to see all the whole system knocked on its ass in one fell swoop.

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