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Fnord.

You say tomato, I say go fuck yourself.

About Me



One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said:

"Keep in mind that since the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels constrained by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard."

So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.

For Lyndi

My Interests

I eat babies.

I'd like to meet:


Mr. Thom Yorke...

Music:

thom yorke, radiohead, phish, trey anastasio, oysterhead, ween, beck, cake, jack johnson, massive attack, tool, puscifer, portishead, alias, herbie hancock, keller williams, the devlins, loudon wainwright III, michael hedges, leo kottke, lettuce, boards of canada, lotus, the new deal, mandalay, rufus wainwright, beastie boys, BT, royksopp, gorillaz, NIN, modeselektor, moderat, pfadfinderei, squarepusher, aphex twin, paul kalkbrenner, the mars volta, galactic, the apples, the black seeds, and so on and so forth.

Movies:



Television:

fuck your tv screen.

My Blog

DON’T READ THIS!

I warned you.
Posted by Fnord. on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:12:00 PST

this strange season of pain will come to pass.

seconds left.. the countdown.. consistently a knowing presence.. too wide eyed in my world.. devoid.. one feeling taking over.. absurd.. i know.. but nonetheless actuality.. as it is. storm clouds.....
Posted by Fnord. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST