guitar - 12 years
trumpet - 5 years
kazoo - 4 years (i sound like i've been playing for at least 7 years)
your mom. just kidding. no, seriously, though. i want to meet your mom.
metal: in flames, arch enemy, killswitch engage, trivium, at the gates, kalmah, etc...
rock: alter bridge, dishwalla, metallica, ac/dc, creed, etc...
jazz: davis, coltrane, parker, ellington, mingus, monk, blakey, etc...
blues: stevie ray vaughan, kenny wayne shepherd, yngwie malmsteen (joke)
hip hop: 2pac, nate dogg, warren g, etc...
adult contemp: yanni, john tesh, david hasselhoff, etc...(wtf?)
boondock saints, pulp fiction, fight club, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, saving private ryan, taegukki, shawshenk redemption, rounders, anything with hillary duff...(wtf again?)
history channel, comedy central, discovery, food network
MTV BLOWS