Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah

About Me

No one really knows why Ernan is the way he is. Some blame nature, others blame nuture. "Fools!", ernan thinks. theyre just not ready. his time is not now.MySpace layout created at Hypergurl.

My Interests

You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 96% Apocalypse 84% Magneto 75% Mr. Freeze 71% Juggernaut 68% Green Goblin 68% The Joker 67% Lex Luthor 66% Two-Face 64% Venom 61% Dark Phoenix 55% Kingpin 51% Catwoman 44% Poison Ivy 41% Mystique 32% Riddler 18% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ. and make an evening out of it: boozing, commiting crimes, and womanizing!

Music:

ramones, social distortion, Him, the cure, metallica, new order, kiss, morrisey, pantera, depeche mode, killers, my chemical romance, tool,the beatles, system of a down, tears for fears, the hollies,tom petty, the temptations, red hot chili peppers, poison, motely crew, jimi hendrix, led zepplin, iron maiden, black sabbath, queen, willie nelson, blue oyster cult, cutting crew, tupac, huey lewis and the news, evanescence, better than ezra, audioslave, megadeth, garth brooks, lacuna coil, cold, tesla, and many, many more...

Movies:

big time into horror movies,anything with zombies in it (good and bad), post-apocalyptic movies, 80s flicks like the goonies, better off dead, breakfast club, lost boys, spaghetti westerns starring Clint, comedies, and some documentaries

Television:

the office, heroes, chuck, reaper, its always sunny in philidelphia, survivorman, torchwood, battlestar galactica, how i met you mother, life, dexter, weeds, entourage, i love new york, and painting with bob ross

Books:

anything with fabio on the cover, the zombie survival guide, and lots of comics

Heroes:

mom and pops, rocky balboa, dave chappelle, einstein, chewbacca, warren ellis, eric cartman, bruce campbell ..

My Blog

Ernest Scared Stupid....

alot of people dont give Ernest credit. and they should. i mean, the guys been to jail, thats hardcore. the dude did time in super-max prison and lived to tell about it. the fucker is a total badass ...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

Robocop 2...

you know why i was forbidden to watch Robocop 2? it wasnt the blood, swearing, or violence. it wasnt the drug use or prostitution that ran rampant in it. it wasnt even the morally inept characters th...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST

The Porno Buddy Contingency...

so im driving home when i thought to myself, "self, who's gonna dispose of youre porn if you ever die suddenly?". its a pretty solid question. its a question almost everyone overlooks and never reall...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:51:00 PST

nothings gonna change my world....

i lost focus a bit here on the things that are really important to me. ive been filling myself with anger, and frustration, and wrath. and thats not really my way. for all my faults, im incapable of ...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

the Mist reviewed....

you know why i like watching movies with my friends? cause they laugh at my obscure jokes and i dont have to explain. I saw The Mist tonite with Mauro and his girl/ prisoner, Samantha tonite. from be...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

problem solved in the blink of an eye...

when i was a kid i wanted to shoot energy out of my eyes like Cyclops from the X-men. not the most practical power since its uncontrollable and all its really good for is smashing shit up, but to an ...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:13:00 PST

crackhead brain goblin, shut yo mouth!

ive always found it kind of funny when people close their eyes when they sing. i dunno why i was thinking about that this morning. it was one of the first thoughts that entered my head. im laying in ...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:18:00 PST

Punisher MAX...

ever since i was a kid, i always like the Punisher the best. when everyone gravitated towards spider-man, superman, batman, wolverine, etc., i always liked the punisher the best. i dont know what that...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:43:00 PST

F-U-C-K: the greatest word of all the words...

you know what really grinds my gears? when someone takes a marvelous word like FUCK and neuters it into something like F-bomb, Fudge, or Frikken. i hate that. i love the word fuck. its a great word. y...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST

pinche Willie....

im not a country fan. i like a few artist but they are few and far between. i went to the willie nelson concert this past weekend and i gotta say something about the old bastard....he puts on a hell o...
Posted by Ernan Uribe: Part-time Messiah on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST