I am:
Green Eggs and Ham.
I am not:
AN ANIMAL!!1!a
My ADD cancels out my OCD, so I usually lose interest in most things pretty quick, and go stare at a bathtub or something. Aside from that though I also enjoy the occasional stroll through da Bronx...beating down random punks with my Jeet-Kune Do sk1llz and feasting on the roast chickens I find in dustbins to recover from my fatal injuries. Also been known to strum uncoordinatedly on the guitar, mumble incoherently in French, Farsi, Nipponese and trample over your basic human rights and liberties with my...
Je suis fou du chocolat Lanvin!
Prince, David Bowie, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Metallica, Mastodon, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Fall of Troy, System of a Down, Slipknot, The Mad Capsule Markets, The Yellow Monkey, Elvis Presley, Micheal Jackson, Madonna, Opeth, Tool, Isis, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Weezer, Green Day, Guns n Roses, Aerosmith, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Mars Volta, The Arcade Fire, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Mika, Beck, Queen, Jeff Buckley, Bjork, Eurythmics, Stevie Wonder, Outkast, Clipse, CunninLynguists, Eminem, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Cat Stevens, Bruce Springsteen, Jimi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Mika Nakashima, Joe Hisaishi, Nobuo Uematsu, Yoko Kanno, Cibo Matto, Carlos Santana, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Ali Farka Toure, Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Pachelbel
Oldboy, Blade Runner, Terminator 2, The Matrix, Vertigo, Schindler's List, Jaws, Star Wars, Twelve Angry Men, The Godfather, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Taxi Driver, The Elephant Man, The Fountain, The English Patient, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Wayne's World, Die Hard, Robocop, Conan the Barbarian, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Riki-Oh, Amores Perros, Todo Sobre Mi Madre, Etre et Avoir, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, Leon, Babel, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Memento, In the Mood for Love, Spirited Away, Only Yesterday, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Seven Samurai, Ran, Hana-Bi, Dolls, Ichi the Killer, Audition
X-Files, 24, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Hokuto No Ken, The Simpsons, South Park, Robot Chicken, Samurai Jack, Dexter's Laboratory
Norwegian Wood, Catcher in the Rye, Up in the Old Hotel, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Catch-22, I Robot, Brave New World, All Quiet on the Western Front, Undertones of War, Johnny Got His Gun, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Dubliners, The Great Gatsby, Great Expectations, The Merchant of Venice, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Snow, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Kite Runner, Sophie's World, The Wasp Factory, American Psycho, Liar's Poker, Lolita, Elektra: Assassin, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
This is a major omgwtfbbqness of a question, so I'm just gonna list my favourite videogames. Problemo senor?:
Shenmue, Final Fantasy IV/VIII/XII, Resident Evil 4, Ninja Gaiden, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Rez, Killer 7, Gitaroo Man, Viewtiful Joe, Jet Set Radio, Metroid Prime, Halo, Deus Ex, Metal Gear Solid 2, Silent Hill 2, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Vagrant Story, Mario 64, Nights: Into Dreams, The Revenge of Shinobi, Streets of Rage 2, Snatcher, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, Virtua Fighter 5
Oh ok, fine fine...