If it isn’t one thing... |
I am so depressed. I just got into a car accident. I'm going to be without a car which totally sucks! I have to have my freaking car towed, find a shop that won't rob me blind, and hope my...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
To be or not to be selfish? |
What does it take to be successful, to achieve your goals and desires? What does it require? Sometimes I wonder how far you should go to accomplish your dreams. How much should you t...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:00:00 GMT |
Therapy |
I got this email and thought it was pretty cute:
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If Th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:41:00 GMT |
Birthday |
Your Birthdate: February 1..http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanfor
yourlovelifequiz/birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100">You don't just believe in love at first site - you've exper...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
Naughty Horoscopes ...I'm an Aquarius |
Virgo
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into s...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:30:00 GMT |
Parlez-vous le français ? |
Les voix silencieuses crient et crient Dans ma tête, dans mon coeur Tout exiger que je décide desProfessionels et Escroque dix miles larges. Essayer d'écouter, dire que me ce que vous c'est entend Est...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
What does a kiss taste like? |
What Does a Kiss Taste Like? One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hersheykiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:44:00 GMT |
Why we love children |
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil."Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:40:00 GMT |
Children at Church |
KIDS IN CHURCH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3-year-old, Reese:"Our Father, Who does art inheaven, Harold is His name.Amen."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A little boy was overheard praying:"Lord, if youcan...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
Men's Speech Patterns |
Men's Speech Patterns 1. "I can't find it" MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. "That's women's work" MEANS: it's difficult, dirty, and thankless. 3. "Wil...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
