About Me
I've always wanted one of those Superman shirts, but not of the red, blue, and yellow variety. I prefer the black and silver style, it's much more fashion-forward. I like to do laps around the Smith Haven Mall just to remind myself how much I am overwhelmed by it. When I'm in large crowds I need to be the center of attention. I hate large crowds. My music taste ranges from the digustingly insipid to the incredibly inspired. I love living at home as much as I hate living at home which is probably why I won't leave until I'm forced to. " Sometimes I just assume I'm going to live forever". I love when I'm about to let out huge sneeze. When I'm at work sometimes I have to remind myself that I'm going to actually walk out of the building at some point, get in the car, and drive home. I have an aversion to dirty silverware and khaki pants as a result of a photo in my high school yearbook. I'm an awful liar. I used to think my mother was Clair Huxtable on the Cosby Show. I think if you're still reading this you're either obsessed with me or you just scanned the block of text and noticed this line by happenstance. I feel awful for Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama. If I was a superhero my name would be "Tremor". I like to believe that after death (even if re-incarnation exists) you will reach a place where you will be able to remember everything that you've ever deemed important in your life/ lives. When Spring is in full swing I usually remember why I enjoy life. I like watching people steal babies from Africa or take photos with them in order to symbolically reveal some sort of deep-rooted altruism towards the human race. Yay colonialism! I can't dance.
