Dyn-o-Mite! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

If you serve me, I will serve you back

My Interests

Awesome

I'd like to meet:

Barry Melrose

Music:

I really like punk music, especially that one song, where the dude sings about the girl, only she's so beautiful, and he's not, so they're never gonna be together, but then they get together, and he totally doesn't believe it because she's so hot, but then they break up, and he's sad because he lost her and because she was so beautiful, and she's still beautiful, but not dating him anymore.

Movies:

Over the Top - no finer a film in the free world

Television:

typically disappoints, but sports are safe.

Books:

Pastoralia, Wait Until Spring Bandini, anything from Harlequin

Heroes:

Johnny Appleseed

My Blog

Timmy and the Second Opinion

Dad - Fine, whatever, just level with me Dr - Well, sir, it isn't going to be easy. There is a great deal we're going to have to correct before anything gets fixed, gets put back the way it should be....
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I'd like to be Of little consequence. No waves, no sir, not for this one. When I grow up I'd like to be A little tug in the corner of your brain. A half a thought, no, less than that. &...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST

My Invisibility

I spread my arms and walk.I smile. I nod.I watch the world float beside me,Sample this and that,These things and those and you'd never,For an instant,Think to see if I were there. I could be inv...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST

All in a Blur

Night fell and they scattered, made plans timidly, as if hedging their lives against undeniable boredom. Plans? You hanging out? Jeremy asked nobody in particular And it hung, like an un...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Timmy and the School Bully

Timmy: Dad? Dad: Yes Timmy? T: Can I ask you a question? D: Of course Tim! Why dont you sit down and tell dear ole dad whats on your mind. T: Okay um Well its like th...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

La Corruzione - 1 How Humpty Fell

Rome - Though it received little American coverage, the world of European soccer was rocked as an Italian Sporting Tribunal announced the punishments for four Serie A clubs involved in a match-fi...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

A Canopy of Stars

I want to write of something happy. A summers day or dream fulfilled. I want to spin a web of silver and gold, of simple, joyful moments. I want so much to wave a wand, spread my pal...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:15:00 PST

Danger Dan

Danger Dan the Danger Man dances so that he wont get his ass kicked. DD dances with a beast of a fellow, a real gorilla mother fucker, decorated head to toe with hair. Unusual coloring, ho...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

Pulp

It's in the things I think to say. Half-formed but then forgotten. I smile and the moment passes. Slides right off my face. I start to think. I stop. I start to think maybe I'm doing all of this the w...
Posted by Dyn-o-Mite! on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:34:00 PST