QUOTE OF THE DAY
Fri January 2nd, 2009
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
--Bill Vaughn
Sun December 21st, 2008
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
--Robin Tyler
Tues December 16th, 2008
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
--Clare Short
Sun November 23rd, 2008
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
--Michael Leunig
Sat November 22nd, 2008
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
--Terry Pratchett
November 20th, 2008
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
--Homer J. Simpson
October 31st, 2008
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
--Chris Rock
October 28th, 2008
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
--Arnold Glasow
October 27th, 2008
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
--Author Unknown
October 22nd, 2008
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein
October 21st, 2008
Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver.
--Unknown
October 20th, 2008
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
--Author Unknown
Spetember 18th, 2008
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
--Ernest Gaines
September 15th, 2008
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
--Thomas Paine
September 9th, 2008
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
--Joseph Baretti
July 11th, 2008
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
--Flash Rosenberg
July 3rd, 2008
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?"
--William A. Ward
July 1st, 2008
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
--Diana Scharf Hunt
June 23rd, 2008
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal.
--Headstone, Ireland
June 10th, 2008
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
--Murphy's Law
May 27th, 2008
If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
--David Carradine
May 26th, 2008
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
--Twyla Tharp
May 14, 2008
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~Leopold Stokowski
March 10th, 2008
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
--Les Brown
May 3rd, 2008
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
--Harlan Ellison
April 27th, 2008
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
--Bill Vaughan
April 25th, 2008
Anger is one letter short of danger.
--Author Unknown
April 20th, 2008
Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
--Abbie Hoffman
April 19th 2008
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
--Author Unknown
April 17th, 2008
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
--Elbert Hubbard
April 16th, 2008
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
--Henry Emerson Fosdick
April 15th, 2008
Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
--Dennis and Wendy Mannering
April 13th, 2008
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
--Author Unknown
April 12th, 2008
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
--Doug Larson
April 4th, 2008
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
--Unknown
March 26th, 2008
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
--Fred Allen
March 25th, 2008
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
--Alan Watts
March 24th, 2008
"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
--A.A. Milne
March 21st, 2008
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
--Kurt Cobain
March 17th, 2008
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
--Thomas Edison
March 16th, 2008
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball
--Doug Larson
March 15th, 2008
Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.
--Unknown
March 14th, 2008
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
--Ann Landers
March 8th, 2008
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
--Bob Rubin
March 6th, 2008
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
--Erica Jong
March 5th, 2008
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can.
--Sydney Smith
March 4th, 2008
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue.
--Sam Adams
March 3rd, 2008
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
--Gerry Spence
February 28th, 2008
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.
--Unknown
February 27th, 2008
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde
February 26th, 2008
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option,
--Unknown
February 23rd, 2008
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
--John Updike
February 22nd, 2008
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
--Christopher Morley
February 21st, 2008
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
--Ludwig Wittgenstein
February 20th, 2008
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
--Ingrid Bergman
February 18th, 2008
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
--John J. Plomp
February 17th, 2008
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
--Al Franken
February 16th, 2008
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
--Kurt Cobain
January 29th, 2008
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
--Erich Fromm
January 28th, 2008
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
--Charles Caleb Colton
January 27th, 2008
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
--Leo Buscaglia
January 26th, 2008
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
--Aristotle
January 25th, 2008
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
--E. B. White
January 24th, 2008
He who knows all the answers has not yet been asked all the questions.
--Anonymous
January 23rd, 2008
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
-- Anonymous