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Gregory.

About Me



Im the one that people hang out with when their plans fall through, or need me to buy them a pack of butts. I dont have friends, and Im okay with that. N64 is better than XBox 360, PS3, or Wii. The eighties and nineties were the best decades Im proud to of [technically] lived through. Im ashamed of the generation we live in, as it's going to be painful admitting to my future grandchildren we're responsible for Uggs. I dont care about sex, race, or religion [we're all Asian right before we sneeze, and all Jew when we order from the dollar menu]. I pity you if you think you need drugs to be happy, social, or open minded. I cant grow facial hair. But I still try. What a concept.

My Interests

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QUOTE OF THE DAY
Fri January 2nd, 2009
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
--Bill Vaughn

Sun December 21st, 2008
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
--Robin Tyler

Tues December 16th, 2008
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
--Clare Short

Sun November 23rd, 2008
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
--Michael Leunig

Sat November 22nd, 2008
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
--Terry Pratchett

November 20th, 2008
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
--Homer J. Simpson

October 31st, 2008
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
--Chris Rock

October 28th, 2008
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
--Arnold Glasow

October 27th, 2008
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
--Author Unknown

October 22nd, 2008
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein

October 21st, 2008
Promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver.
--Unknown

October 20th, 2008
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
--Author Unknown

Spetember 18th, 2008
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
--Ernest Gaines

September 15th, 2008
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
--Thomas Paine

September 9th, 2008
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
--Joseph Baretti

July 11th, 2008
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
--Flash Rosenberg

July 3rd, 2008
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?"
--William A. Ward

July 1st, 2008
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
--Diana Scharf Hunt

June 23rd, 2008
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal.
--Headstone, Ireland

June 10th, 2008
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
--Murphy's Law

May 27th, 2008
If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
--David Carradine

May 26th, 2008
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
--Twyla Tharp

May 14, 2008
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~Leopold Stokowski

March 10th, 2008
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
--Les Brown

May 3rd, 2008
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
--Harlan Ellison

April 27th, 2008
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
--Bill Vaughan

April 25th, 2008
Anger is one letter short of danger.
--Author Unknown

April 20th, 2008
Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
--Abbie Hoffman

April 19th 2008
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
--Author Unknown

April 17th, 2008
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
--Elbert Hubbard

April 16th, 2008
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
--Henry Emerson Fosdick

April 15th, 2008
Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
--Dennis and Wendy Mannering

April 13th, 2008
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go
--Author Unknown

April 12th, 2008
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
--Doug Larson

April 4th, 2008
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
--Unknown

March 26th, 2008
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
--Fred Allen

March 25th, 2008
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
--Alan Watts

March 24th, 2008
"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
--A.A. Milne

March 21st, 2008
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
--Kurt Cobain

March 17th, 2008
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
--Thomas Edison

March 16th, 2008
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball
--Doug Larson

March 15th, 2008
Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.
--Unknown

March 14th, 2008
If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
--Ann Landers

March 8th, 2008
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
--Bob Rubin

March 6th, 2008
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
--Erica Jong

March 5th, 2008
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can.
--Sydney Smith

March 4th, 2008
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue.
--Sam Adams

March 3rd, 2008
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
--Gerry Spence

February 28th, 2008
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.
--Unknown

February 27th, 2008
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde

February 26th, 2008
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option,
--Unknown

February 23rd, 2008
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
--John Updike

February 22nd, 2008
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
--Christopher Morley

February 21st, 2008
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
--Ludwig Wittgenstein

February 20th, 2008
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
--Ingrid Bergman

February 18th, 2008
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
--John J. Plomp

February 17th, 2008
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
--Al Franken

February 16th, 2008
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
--Kurt Cobain

January 29th, 2008
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
--Erich Fromm

January 28th, 2008
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
--Charles Caleb Colton

January 27th, 2008
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
--Leo Buscaglia

January 26th, 2008
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
--Aristotle

January 25th, 2008
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
--E. B. White

January 24th, 2008
He who knows all the answers has not yet been asked all the questions.
--Anonymous

January 23rd, 2008
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
-- Anonymous

My Blog

19.

Well, here I stand 19 trips around the sun. Not much older than the previous year. But I can assure you - a lot has changed. As far as the state of Massachusetts was concerned, I was an adult 12 month...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:36:00 GMT

Hollister

People spend too much time making their live's into a fation show. Looking good, feeling expensive, and paying an extra 20-50% more on an article of clothing simpley for 1" by 2" m...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:27:00 GMT

♠Poem of War♠

Sign my name on the dotted lineSign away my soulNo longer mine I'm gone. I'm sent away"Yes, sir" "No, sir" All I'm allowed to say These men are now my brothersI have no past lifeUncle Sam's my new fat...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:59:00 GMT

♥Love Makes a Marriage♥

Gay marriage is wrong. (keep reading)01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.02) Gay marriage will encourage people...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:15:00 GMT

♠About Guys♠

Here are some things thst you may not know about guys:1) You have no idea how proud we are that we can piss standing up.2) Guys don't know why they say 'turn your head and cough' either. We think it's...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:41:00 GMT