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jaYme

Would that be the law firm of......Haagan and Dazs?

About Me



I am half mexican and half german, I suppose that makes me a beanerschnitzel.

Shotting guns and talking shit. I like to crack my neck with my mouf open! I am pee shy.....at first. My goal is to sweat to the oldies atleast once before I depart this great earth.

Please do not email me if....

A. You're a band - Chances are your band sucks so don't bother

B. You're a Lurker - Odds are I don't know you and I more then likey do not want to talk to you so don't bother, I won't email you back.

C. You're a Hamburger - No thanks but Stay seedy!!

HOWEVER, if I do or did know you and your not a douche and or tweeker feel free to say hi.......stay classy!

Don't forget to brush yer toof kids!

BA CHOMP BA CHEWY CHEWY CHOMP!

My Interests



R.I.P Rufus 2004-2006!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥

Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm making my plans for revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'd drive straight off the edge
Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time
I'm smoking the brains from my head
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
This kettle is seeing red
I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm planning out my revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'm seeing red
I've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you,
plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall
Plugged in and ready to fall

I'd like to meet:



Well...I've already met the Hoff, so this is going to be hard. I would fancy meeting The very Dreamy Patrick Duffy, Kip Winger, Connie Chung, Uncle Jessie from t.v.'s fullhouse, Dee Snider, Herbert from the Family Guy, John Wayne so we could compare Winchesters, Delta Burke just to see if I could get in her panties! And of course YER DAD!!

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Swingin Utters, One Man Army, HEAVENS, Dead To Me, The Explosion, Jack Johnson, Bikini Kill, SuperSuckers, Minutemen, Bouncing Souls, Smut Peddlers, The Murder City Devils, Kid Dynamite, Die Hunns, Throw Rag, Coheed and Cambria, Die September, The Falcon, HorrorPops, Flock of Goo Goo, Reggie & the Full Effect, Thieves Like Us, The Weather Girls, Foxy, Hot Water Music, Descendents, The Queers, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Joykiller, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Rancid, Minor Threat, Bowie, Tsunami Bomb, Neil Diamond, Youth Brigade, None More Black, Pistol Grip Music is my crack!

Movies:

Nacho Libre, Anchorman, Team America: World Police, Stranger than Fiction, Walk The Line, Napoleon Dynamite, ELF, Super Troopers, Zoolander, The Burbs, Joe Dirt, The Outsiders, DodgeBall, Old School, The Cable Guy, Dirty Dancing, Starsky & Hutch, School of Rock, Indiana Jones, The Cowboys, Hang 'em High, Hondo

Television:

The Soup, Man vs. Wild, Rock of Love, Intervention, The First 48, LOST!, The Oblongs,The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Girls Next Door, Futurama, Family Guy, The Office, COPS, Forensic Files, Full House, Reno 911, The Golden Girls, South Park, Married with Children

Books:

Helter Skelter

Heroes:

My Dad and....

My Blog

That's pretty cool I guess.........

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by jaYme on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

One more time!!!

Or you can go to the coheed and cambria myspace site and view it. Pres PLAY! ..>...
Posted by jaYme on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

Look Ma I'm one of those rock video HOES

Those of you that know me, know I was in The video for Coheed and Cambria Ten Speed...well I found it on youtube...the quality isn't that good but you can tell it's me in a lot of the frames. Check it...
Posted by jaYme on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:49:00 PST

Fart War Two Thousand SIX!!!

It's the fart war 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I declare a cellular slash telephone fart war!!!!!! The rules of the game, when you or we (amy & I) call you have to call and share your fart(s) and hang u...
Posted by jaYme on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST

Dearest Kealea

Dearest Krazy K (and you know who you are!); Honestly I am very sorry we can't be friends. It is ironic and rather funny that you, all of a sudden wanna redeem yourself to both Amy & I when Amy &...
Posted by jaYme on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:53:00 PST

Yet Another Rant

So in this one, I am out to prove that yes even ladies are freakin pigs and our restrooms are not what they are cracked up to be! The example I am using is via my work ladies room....please do read on...
Posted by jaYme on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:16:00 PST

Pesky Surveys!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jayme Alicia M.Birthday:March 21stBirthplace:Upland, CaliforniaCurrent Location:Up Your butt round the corner to the cherry storeEye Color:PoopHair Color:Black ...
Posted by jaYme on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:04:00 PST

Specie Spicy Sausage! p.s. say it with a lisp!

Ok, my brother nominated me for some myspace contest and I need all of you, my mypsace and off myspace friends to go and vote....a lot.....and repost this to get all of your friends to vote for me too...
Posted by jaYme on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 09:01:00 PST

Ohhhhhhhhhhh the IRONY!

After I posted the previous blog entitled, "don't fucking email me'". To this day I haven't gotten one single email from anyone I don't already know! Oh the communication you can set forth with a piss...
Posted by jaYme on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST

Don't fucking email me!!!!!!!!!....please!

I can't fuckin figure out why all these dorks are emailing me all of a sudden and randomly. I get atleast 5 emails a day from people I Don't know. The 2 years I have had this myspace thing this has ne...
Posted by jaYme on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:08:00 PST