Thanksgiv.......thanks for what? |
The day after thanksgiving is a glory-s fun day of relaxing with your family and doing a bit of shopping while eating all over again...that is, unless you have to work retail. I don't have the kind of...
Posted by meat on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:03:00 PST |
Andy McDropass.... |
My work has some of the oddest and weird people in such a small area. The one I'm going to refer to today is Andy. Andy looks like a child Fred Flinestone and Dann...
Posted by meat on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST |
work... |
I'm here and I'm not sure why.
both hands rubbing both eyes.
some "how's" and some "why's".
a bunch of apples...no pies.
I want to leave now
I'm not sure how..
or why...
but...
wow.
I'm at work....
Posted by meat on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:55:00 PST |
jugs..... |
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I love the word jugs. The word is fun to say and has many versatile modifiers which dresses up standard jokes. Mommy bags, baby feeders, cans, fun bags, milkers, are all funny in context, but j...
Posted by meat on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST |
Crazy Store... |
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Stuck in the back room of the store I work at...wait as the fifty carts, people, carrots and other fresh goodies float by me. Can't go backwards and forward is out of the question, try'n to dul...
Posted by meat on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST |
I want the joy... |
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I'm a slave for my money and my brain
nether stop the pain or make me more sain
my work works when the pain starts to hurt
no direction, no time, no people to flirt
I want the joy...
I'm not a ...
Posted by meat on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST |
meat = funny |
So I'm offensive. This is how you can tell if I'm being a dick,.. you find yourself crying. If you're not crying , chances are, you just witnessed a joke.
Joke: 1. Something said for the sak...
Posted by meat on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST |
10 minutes... |
The dogs are barking, freedoms almost here. Lost in the wine and can't see with heavy eyes. Ten minutes and then free. What I will do and what I want to do are different and I'm fine with that. Life i...
Posted by meat on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Old woman + 25 second fart = watery eye funny |
I work in a wine department in a large family owned store. They sell organic fruits and veggies, honey...things of that nature. I was with a sale person on the phone when and old lady with her ...
Posted by meat on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST |
warm wanting.... |
I'm sitting and dreaming, dreaming good dreams of leaving and seeing. I want and want wanting, seeing without looking....to be without being seen, seeing with my eyes. My hearts hurting and it's from ...
Posted by meat on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST |
