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Danielle

I am here for Friends

About Me

A wise man once told me that if you keep one foot in the past and one in the future you shit all over the present. I like that. And I like poop, it's funny.

My Interests

Various kinds of poop, art, guitar, film, the sweet mary jane, Pony tails in cocktails! And a bunch of other shot due to my ADD.

I'd like to meet:

People who like poop, Paradise Pete and like all silly little girls the man of my dreams........still waiting.

Music:

Anything from Mozart to Cannibal Corpse. Play that funky music white boy. I love love love music.

Movies:

All of 'em

Television:

Adult Swim, M.A.S.H, Three's Company, Andy Griffith Show, The Munsters. Discovery Channel, History Channel,Court T.v.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Ann Rice, I love to read. I read the damn Harry Potter books and yes I loved them.

Heroes:

Denis Leary, John Wayne,Steve Irwin, Juliette Lewis, Tom Waits, Francis Ford Coppola, Mel Brooks, Jerry Lewis, Billy Holiday, Cab Calloway, Buddy Guy, My Sister because she drank Fox River water and lived (amazing!!!) . T-rex kitty.