-Making, viewing and critiquing art
-Making, listening to and critiquing music
-Making meticulous, unnecessary lists of anything and everything
-Going to and playing shows
-Horror, comedy, action and obscure movies
-Stand up comedy (e.g. Patton Oswalt, Dave Attel, Mitch Hedberg, etc.)
-Board games, pool and crosswords
-Obscure and unique comic books
-Doing manly things such as splitting wood, lifting weights & having facial hair whilst making ridiculous faces and grunting
-Working out
-Straightedge (but not being a douche about it)
-Dogs, pandas and dogs that look like pandas
-Philosophy, obscure diseases & disorders, strange cultures & their customs, useless facts & information, linguistics and anything else with which I can attempt to sate my unquenchable thirst for knowledge
I'd like to meet:
Good artists, good bands, good people. Someone I would take a bullet for and would return the favor. Someone or something that will make me feel more complete.
It should be noted that I do not want to meet shitbricks and garbage ass hoes.
Music:
The overview: Death metal, thrash metal, grindcore, doom, sludge, underground & old school hip hop, blues, rock, some jazz, some hardcore, some black metal, and all sorts of other crap. For those of you who would like to know exactly what I listen to, here's a nice long list for your reading pleasure:
The Abominable Iron Sloth, Abominable Putridity, Aborted, Abysmal Dawn, Aeon, Aesop Rock, Aftershock, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Akercocke, Akrobatic, Alarum, Alice In Chains, All Else Failed, All Out War, Anaal Nathrakh, Anal Blast, Anata, Animal Rampage, Animosity, Antigama, Architect, Arsis, Arsonists, Assuck, Atheist, At The Gates, Baphomet/Banished, Baroness, Behold...The Arctopus, Beneath The Massacre, Benediction, Biohazard, Black Sabbath (the Ozzy years), Bloodbath, Blood For Blood, Bolt Thrower, Boy Sets Fire, Brodequin, Broken Hope, Brutal Truth, C. Rayz Walz, Candiria, Cannibal Ox, Carcass, Cephalic Carnage, Church Of Misery, Circle of Dead Children, Clitorture, Coalesce, Cock & Ball Torture, Coldworker, Commit Suicide, Copremesis, The County Medical Examiners, Crotchduster, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, Cynic, Damaged, Danger Doom, Darkane, Deaden, Death, Decapitated, Decrepit Birth, Decrypt, Deeds of Flesh, Defeated Sanity, Dehumanized, Despised Icon, Destruction, Devourment, Deviant, Diabolic (Hip Hop), Diabolical Masquerade, Neil Diamond, Digested Flesh, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Discordance Axis, Disembodied, Disgorge (US and MEX), Dismember, Dragonlord, Dripping, Dying Fetus, Dysentery, Earth Crisis, Edan, Electric Wizard, Emeth, Emperor, Engineer, Eternal Suffering, Excruciating Terror, Exhumed, Eyehategod, The Faceless, (old) Fear Factory, Fuck The Facts, General Surgery, Glass Casket, Gnarls Barkley, Goratory, Gorgasm, Gorguts, Gorod, Jean Grae, Grails, Gravediggaz, Gronibard, Gutrot, Guttural Secrete, GWAR, Hamartia, The Haunted, Heavy Machinery (Allan Holdsworth), High On Fire, HORSE the Band, Hour Of Penance, Hypnosia, Hypocrisy, Illogic, Immortal Technique, Impaled, Indecision, (old) In Flames, Insect Warfare, Insidious Decrepancy, Integrity, Internal Suffering, Iron Maiden, Iron Monkey, Jedi Mind Tricks, Kool G Rap, KRS One, Lehavoth, Leng Tch'e, Lividity, Ludacris, Lust Of Decay, Lykathea Aflame, Macabre, Machetazo, Madvillain, Magrudergrind, Malevolent Creation, Malignancy, Martyr, Maruta, MF Doom, Minus The Bear, Misery Index, Mr. Lif, Morning Again, Mortal Decay, Most Precious Blood, Motorhead, Mucopus, Municipal Waste, Mutilated, Naglfar, Napalm Death, Nas, Necrophagist, Necrotic Disgorgement, Neuraxis, Neurosis, Odious Mortem, Oh No, One King Down, Opeth, Origin, Outkast, Parasitic Extirpation, Percee P., The Perceptionists, Pestilence, Phobia, Pig Destroyer, Polaris, Porphyria, The Postman Syndrome, Primus, Prostitute Disfigurement, Proteus, Public Enemy, Q-Unique, The Red Chord, Revocation, Riff Cannon, Rotten Sound, Sadistik Exekution, Scattered Remnants, 7L & Esoteric, Sexcrement, Shai Hulud, Sheer Terror, Skeleton Witch, Slapshot, Slayer, (old) Snoop Doggy Dogg, Stabwound, Stump, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Suffocation, Tech N9ne, Terrorizer, Torche, Trap Them, Ulcerate, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Viral Load, Virulence, Vital Remains, Wasteform, Wesley Willis, With Honor, Stevie Wonder, Wormed, Wu Tang Clan, Yattering, etc.
Movies:
Mainly comedy, horror, a mix of the two, action, etc. The specifics:
Anchorman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres, Army Of Darkness, Bad Taste, Baseketball, Basketcase, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman: The Dark Knight, Batman Returns, Beerfest, The Beyond, Blades of Glory, Borat, Cannibal: The Musical, Choke, Clerks, Crank, Crash, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Diary of the Dead, Death Race, Die Hard (all), Dirty Work, Dodgeball, Event Horizon, Evil Dead 1 and 2, 40 Year Old Virgin, most Friday the 13th, From Beyond, Gates of Hell (AKA City Of The Living Dead), Ghostbusters I & II, The Girl Next Door (Jack Ketchum), Grandma's Boy, most Halloween, Happiness, Hatchet, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes, Hot Fuzz, House, Humanoids From The Deep, Identity, Inside, Iron Man, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Land Of The Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lost, Lucky Number Slevin, The Machinist, Made, Mafia!, Mallrats, Meet the Feebles, Meet The Parents/Meet the Fockers, Me, Myself and Irene, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, most Nightmare On Elm Street, No Country For Old Men, Office Space, Old School, Orgazmo!, The Orphanage, Pan's Labyrinth, Pineapple Express, all Re-Animator movies, Return of the Living Dead I & II, Run Ronnie Run, Running Scared, Screwed, Shaun Of The Dead, Shoot 'Em Up, The Simpsons Movie, Sin City, Slime City, Society, Starsky and Hutch, Street Trash, The Stuff, Superbad, Super Troopers, Talladega Nights, Team America: World Police, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new and old), 30 Days Of Night, Wedding Crashers, Zombie, etc.
Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Futurama, Metalocalypse, My Name Is Earl, Nip/Tuck, The Office (US), Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Venture Bros. and various stand up comedy.
Books:
We'll go with comic books...The Amazing Screw-On Head, Batman, Bunnywith, Filler Bunny, Ghost Rider, The Goon, Justice, Kingdom Come, The Maxx, Mouse Guard, Path, Scud The Disposable Assassin, Sin City, Wanted, etc. I am also quite partial to the Useless Information Society's Book of Useless Information, The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have, The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Disorders You Can Just Feel Coming On, Eating Your Aunty Is Wrong and Fuck This Book.
Heroes:
Ralph Steadman, Sam Kieth, Mark Riddick, John Dyer Baizley, Alex Ross, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Batman.
