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Tisa

About Me

I am a self centered c**t with little regard for most people. If you are looking for the perfect buddy, I am probably not it. My closest friends will tell you I disappear for months at a time; if it works for me then I do it. I am usually short and to the point, so I am unsure what else there is to say about myself. The following lyrics have great meaning to me and believe they have decent insight into my wee brain: "I hear voices, deep within me. Get the feeling something's wrong... On the surface, I seem normal. Everything's as it should be. Farther down though, I'm so ugly; something you won't ever see." - Motograter (Wrong) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem? Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind. Straighten out this crooked toungue... I am the virus, are you the cure? I am morally, I’m morally impure. I am a disease and I am uncleanI am not part of god’s well oiled machine..... The white folks think they’re on the top ask any proud white male. A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle.... I’d love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed. I’d love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head. I wish that I could keep you in a precious chinese box. On sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop. I’d love to hear you laugh tonight, I’d love to hear you weep. I’d love to listen to you while you’re screaming in your sleep... I’d love to see inside your mind, to tear it all apart, to cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart. I’d love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds. I’d love to mess your pretty hair. I’d love to see you dead." -Danny Elfman
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How to make a Tisa
Ingredients:
5 parts silliness
1 part mercy
3 parts bitch
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of charm
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Tisa Kelly --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comYou are Cleopatra
Beautiful and Charming. You are able to persuade anyone to do anything you would like, because of your hotness and charisma. You are an expert in gaining power over anyone you choose.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. If I don't know you, leave me alone! It's hard enough trying to get to know all of me, let alone all of you.

My Blog

Prisoner

Dedicated to Stone Bushes.You are my matrix,I am your monster. -----Shall we continuously be each others misery?After so long apart Must we finish each others sentencesIn muffled voices of passi...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:46:00 GMT

Tiny Fiction Story

A Shot in the DarkI am named after my father, and his father before him: Sean Jacobs Malloy. I am named after these great men, but am not them, or like them from my own accounts. My Grandfather was a ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:29:00 GMT

Too close...

Who dares knock on my silent door?Why does the sound tremble through my body?I know that rap upon the wood!I have let It in from the weather,Only to chill the room in which I stand.The passionate fire...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT

Short Story of Love and Hate

I can't die. Not like this.Stop. Rewind. Do you hear that? Who knew that time travel was such a white silence covered in black? That is, until you arrive at the horrible explosion of a screaming ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:36:00 GMT

Lucifer Will NOT be My Keeper

How can I ever apologize enough? All of you have been so kind, there is no way to repay you. I sold my soul to the Devil And let everyone down. I am not worthy of anyones friendship, For I am nothing ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 15:37:00 GMT

Run away, but some have to run before they can see the obvious

I run fast through these woods, Faster than I have ever run before. My body aches with the amount of force I use. Tripping on a stone, I fall to the ground. Please! I beg as I look up to the stars i...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 18:07:00 GMT

After all, I am just a girl

Play with my emotions like a rubber band. Wrap me around your gentle fingers, And convince me that the more I am stretched, the stronger I get. Make me believe that I am better than I thought; That I ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 16:25:00 GMT

So you will be happy...

What does it feel like to make me cry?   Do you hurt inside, knowing you have caused me pain?   Am I weak in your eyes because I care?   If you want me to be strong, I will act that way...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 23:25:00 GMT

I apologize for not being what you think I am.

Some people have a deep inner beauty, Others only have outer beauty, But my beauty is less than skin deep. You saw perfection when you knew me not. You became disgusted when my imperfections were fina...
Posted by on Tue, 31 May 2005 22:19:00 GMT

"You don't f***ing know me!" Parts 1 &2

Part One: You lay me down on the bed. We are dressed in only our flesh. You stroke the inside of my thigh, Whispering sweetly in my ear. You have been speaking to me all night. As your fingers d...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 01:18:00 GMT