Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven |
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.St. Peter said,... Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Big Bob |
Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6ft 5 went to his local Doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise me, and I mean it - not to laugh." ... Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST |
Too Busy for a Friend?? |
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they... Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST |
Trolls LOL |
Alright. Now you can make the words sound Michiganian, but if you don't use them in the proper way, people will think you're either a freak or that you're making fun of them. Here are some common word... Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Life's Lessons ** Great Warm Fuzzies!! |
1. Most Important Lesson.
During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one:
... Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST |
Unusual Sex-Life Facts |
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the wor... Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Feed Your Funnybone.... |
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was to... Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST |
I can tell on you..... |
This is a poem that a friend of mine wrote about her personal experiences, which I can relate to. It may give you some insight into the devastating world of domestic abuse.
I can tell on... Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST |
Self Esteem Campaign |
From the Self Esteem Campaign website.
The purpose of this Campaign is to promote self esteem and self worth, as well as for you to show the world that YOU are YOU!!! I got the inspiration for ... Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:22:00 PST |
Things you should know |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,... Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST |