About Me
"Any man worth his salt is his own hero, and needs help from no one, under any circumstances." -Arthur Fayke
"As a great man once said, 'My name is Arthur Fayke.'" - Arthur Fayke
"Truly, of all the hubris that has ever existed, ours is the greatest." -Arthur Fayke
"Anyways, to celebrate America's bi-centennial-plus-30, I give you my list of America's greatest vice presidents. I wrote it a while ago, when it looked like George Bush Sr. might pick me as his running mate. Of course, nothing came of it, other than the scar on Bush's back.†- Arthur Fayke
"Dinosaurs? Don't bother yourself with dinosaurs. Layabouts, that's what they were. Layabouts and monsters." -Arthur Fayke
"'What is a good question?' Not that, that's for damn sure." - Arthur Fayke
"In the future cars won't fly around or shoot lazers or utilize new fuels. Increased headlamp efficiency is the wave of the future." -Arthur Fayke
"'The wave of the future?' Only layabouts waste their time worrying about waves of the future. Layabouts and monsters." -Arthur Fayke
"You can't take anything you read in Matthew, Mark, Luke or John as gospel." -Arthur Fayke
I was on hour three or four of my walk when I saw a young man sitting on a bench, reading a rock and roll rap magazine. "Hey, boy, Why aren't you in school?" I asked.
"I'm 29 years old," was his smarmy, cocksure reply.
I just about exploded, screaming and spraying crumbs from my mid-day poptart in his face. Why don't you have a job, then? If you're that old, then where are your wife and children? He offered the same feeble reply repeatedly: "I'm on my lunch break!"
Well, guess what, Mike Seaver, I'm on MY lunch break, too, and you don't see me sitting around, reading, doing nothing. -from "Children Will Be the Death of Me!" by Arthur Fayke, 5/29/06
