Donnie D. Znutz - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like to wear black tube socks with shorts. Goal in life: accept the moment for what it is - the greatest and only gift we actually have.

My Interests

I am interested in the ABCs of Bri'ish-ness: Ales, Beatles, and Croquet.

I'd like to meet:

Dictators, tyrants, despots, autocrats:
I'd also like to meet whoever invented the yo mama joke: Yo mama is so ugly, the elephant man donated his potato sack to her. Yo mama is so oily, George Bush invaded her forehead. Yo mama butt so big, her farts register on the Richter scale. Yo mama is so greasy, her entire wardrobe is made out of wetnaps. Yo mama's breath so bad, Sherman Williams offered her a job stripping paint. Your mama so hairy, her eyebrow merged with her sideburns. Your mama is so poor, her cardboard box has rent control. Yo mama's teef so yellow, she butters her toast as she chews. Yo mama toof so snaggled, her smile look like the damn stock price fell. Yo mama bref so lethal, Donald Rumsfeld gave that shit to Saddam back in the '80s. Yo mama so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose diet Shasta.

Music:

Muse Sick

Movies:

Terror in the Suburbs (part 1)

Terror in the Suburbs (part 2)

Terror in the Suburbs (part 3)

Books:

Mean Books

My Blog

sho go mo mo, yo

They should call 'em sho go mo mo mo mo, cause I can always eat mo' of those tasty little dumplings. Little Tibet...yum. I should have been a restaurant reviewer. Look at the mastery of prose. Speakin...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST

ease ya mind

sometimes I’m insane, sometimes I’m plainbut the whole time I’m like the rain.i’m nice, not unlike beans and ricebut I ain’t hear to provide nourishmentbut I’m sure...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

+rus+ issues

Look, I know I’ve been kind of hard on Obama lately. He seems like a likable guy. It’s just that when it comes to politicians I have trust issues. I’ve been screwed over too many tim...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Til the cows come home to roost.

Malcolm X once said JFK’s assassination was the chickens coming home to roost. Why? Perhaps because 20 days prior to the events in Dallas Vietnamese President Diem was overthrown and executed. T...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST

Hillarious wins in Ohio and Texas. Great. Just forking great.

So, in my last blog, I objected to the implicit insult to the "People" contained within the very notion of voting. I objected to the concept thusly: when we vote to choose a representative, we are als...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:13:00 PST

Ive finally decided who to vote for!

McCain is out. He's just too insane for my taste (not to mention old). Nader is out. He's too old. (I mean, they're still trying to get the old-man-stink out of the curtains at the White House fr...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST

Let them have their cake and eat it too

Well, if all goes according to plan, Hillary should drop out of the race within the next couple of weeks. Yay-har! I got nothing against lady presidents, just people named Clinton (except George)...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:55:00 PST

Jesus goes to hell-o operator, give me number 9...number 9...number 9...number 9...number 9...

According to my sources (you know who you are), suicide wasn't a sin until the time of St. Augustine. I'm not sure when "assisted" suicide was lumped into this, but apparently, assisted suicide is now...
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:20:00 PST

terror in the suburbs

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Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST

One sentence bloggins

I'm not lactose intolerant; I'm just a plain ole dairy bigot.
Posted by Donnie D. Znutz on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST