Simon

Well lets see, hmmmmm about me. Well I am Simon - a boyishly handsome, sexy 18 year old from a small town in London. And to stress I am DEAD SEXY (rrrrrrroooowwwwww :D), ask anyone who knows me - actually don't do that and especially don't ask my friends. I have quite a fair bit of friends and I dont want them bad mouthing me (JESS and HANNAH!!!!). And oh yeh my nickname is BATMAN (dont ask me why) and Liam u thieving bastard u nicked my nickname GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!THINGS I LIKE

Derbyshire - The most beautiful place in the world. I am in love with England's landscape and I don't mind rain

My Mum - She has given me so much without asking anything back - she is the person I admire the most My Dad - Hes like a cuddly bear (as big as one as well). Love him to pieces

My sister Jenny - Wouldn't change her for the world

Sunsets - I may sound so corny but my house is the best spot for sunsets and they are so beautiful

Memories - Sounds like the song. No but it reminds me when I was young and things were so much more carefree

Arsenal - Best team in the world

THINGS I HATE!!!!

Queef - Enough said

My VCR - How do you adjust the time?

Indie Music - They can't fucking sing!!!!

Chavs -They act like idiots, despite the fact they get the piss taken out of them. When will they learn?

Robbie Williams - He used to be so good, what has happened to him? What's up with the reggae?

Christians - Again, enough said (even though I'm one)

Child Actors - All they are there for is to look cute - not to act, so why do they do it?

Harry Potter - He's getting better but he still needs acting lessons

Independant Learning - Yeah I know its good for me but i do like it spoonfed once in a while

People who don't know how good they have it - People who come up to me and say "i'm bored" I just want to slap them. Lets see how they would fare in Iraq or Zimbabwe or Rwanda. Thats not a boring existence

People who mess up a good thing - Aren't interruptions so annoying?

People who don't take a hint - Apparently I'm one of these people but I know worse

People who ignore you - Who do you think you are? German?

People who have closed minds - Thats a serious problem

Crusts on bread - This only applies to the Hovis/Kingsmill type bread not a french stick, ciabatta or garlic bread

Racism - Because of the fact that I'm a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant then the KKK won't kill me. I'm still not happy though

Halloween - It encourages people to dress up like demons!!!! Y cant they be normal and dress up like Neo or Superman

Bratz - Why are they called Bratz and I hate the people who buy them. A fucking disgrace